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 Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2011-02-01 08:49:10
Ramuh.Haseyo said: Lol, some wrong number debt collector just called me. I couldn't make out the name, but the first thing that the machine said was "If you would like for me to speak in Spanish, press-"
Enough said. What's awesome about having a long and difficult last name is you can tell which Callers are telemarketers/debt collectors/so on.
What's better is knowing a 2nd language and just speaking it makes them go "kay bye"
hint: I used to be able to speak fluent Ukrainian. That made telemarketers much more interesting
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2011-02-01 08:50:27
I like talking to telemartketers. I just keep feeding them *** and they keep eating it.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-02-01 08:51:42
Cerberus.Kalyna said: What's awesome about having a long and difficult last name is you can tell which Callers are telemarketers/debt collectors/so on.
What's better is knowing a 2nd language and just speaking it makes them go "kay bye"
hint: I used to be able to speak fluent Ukrainian. That made telemarketers much more interesting I'm going to start speaking spanish to telemarketers.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2011-02-01 08:54:30
One time, the telemarketers transfered me to a russian-speaking lady and once I heard the russian, I said, In Ukrainian "Bloody Russians! I will never forget the Famine of 1932-3!" and hung up
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-02-01 08:56:03
I just had a wonderful idea. I'm going to speak spanish to all the damn salesmen at work who we just screen their calls anyway. This way they stop calling :D
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2011-02-01 08:59:43
People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2011-02-01 09:00:17
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore.
I wanna learn Latin for that reason too xD
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-02-01 09:01:46
Cerberus.Kalyna said: Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore. I wanna learn Latin for that reason too xD Alot of classes really just teach reading not speaking it anyways
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-02-01 09:02:20
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore.
If you know Spanish, you can at least understand Italian. I'm sure it works the other way around too.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2011-02-01 09:02:29
Cerberus.Kalyna said: Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore.
I wanna learn Latin for that reason too xD
/shrug
Non est ludus @.@
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2011-02-01 09:03:29
Asura.Dameshi said: Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore.
If you know Spanish, you can at least understand Italian. I'm sure it works the other way around too.
They're similar in structure yes, but having taken both (and French and Latin) I can assure you that it's not as simple as it sounds lol
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-02-01 09:04:24
Asura.Dameshi said: Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore. If you know Spanish, you can at least understand Italian. I'm sure it works the other way around too. You could say that about most romance languages to an extent. But in the end it's more of a be able to slowly make guess work of the written word or have a faint grasp of someone speaking slowly
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-02-01 09:04:55
Uno=one in spanish
Uno=one in Italian
THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-02-01 09:05:54
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: Asura.Dameshi said: Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore.
If you know Spanish, you can at least understand Italian. I'm sure it works the other way around too. They're similar in structure yes, but having taken both (and French and Latin) I can assure you that it's not as simple as it sounds lol I just mean you can kinda get what they're saying :P You're not totally lost lol.
Bahamut.Dasva said: Asura.Dameshi said: Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore. If you know Spanish, you can at least understand Italian. I'm sure it works the other way around too. You could say that about most romance languages to an extent. But in the end it's more of a be able to slowly make guess work of the written word or have a faint grasp of someone speaking slowly Pretty much.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2011-02-01 09:07:08
Bahamut.Dasva said: Asura.Dameshi said: Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: People have no idea what to do when someone speaks Italian, because quite simply no one speaks it anymore. If you know Spanish, you can at least understand Italian. I'm sure it works the other way around too. You could say that about most romance languages to an extent. But in the end it's more of a be able to slowly make guess work of the written word or have a faint grasp of someone speaking slowly
The logic should work.
But god damn, Portugese just sounds ***' strange, man... Still can't get my head on that.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2011-02-01 09:07:38
Im just gonna talk incoherently like that disease thing. It makes sense in my head but it comes out garbled ***.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2011-02-01 09:07:58
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Im just gonna talk incoherently like that disease thing. It makes sense in my head but it comes out garbled ***.
That's one of my worst fears...
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2011-02-01 09:10:38
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Im just gonna talk incoherently like that disease thing. It makes sense in my head but it comes out garbled ***.
That's one of my worst fears... but every so often there will be one sentence that is clear, just to keep them focused on what Im trying to say, then it will return into the darkness of retard speak.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-02-01 09:12:20
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Im just gonna talk incoherently like that disease thing. It makes sense in my head but it comes out garbled ***. That's one of my worst fears... but every so often there will be one sentence that is clear, just to keep them focused on what Im trying to say, then it will return into the darkness of retard speak. KFH: <jumbled speak>
Other person: Umm...
KFH: <jumbled speak>
Other person: I don't understand...
KFH: Shat on the turtle.
Other person: Oh okay... wait what?
KFH: <jumbled speak>
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By Cerberus.Eliane 2011-02-01 09:15:18
JPs should just go sleep already, they are annoying me..
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-02-01 09:16:34
Cerberus.Eliane said: JPs should just go sleep already, they are annoying me.. Gather them all up and sleepga them :D
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2011-02-01 09:17:31
Cerberus.Eliane said: JPs should just go sleep already, they are annoying me.. so says the zombie
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-01 09:27:50
Ramuh.Rowland said: Be less boring today ok Ni?
Impossible without removing certain people.
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By Cerberus.Eliane 2011-02-01 09:29:16
Thanks Kal >_>
Anyway hi
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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