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I wanna know Bart's Mushroom story.
I tried to use the phrase "Sorry, we accidentally had sex on the way back." line one time. Referring of course to my ex-best friend's girlfriend at the time. We walked about a mile down the road for some cigarettes, came back like 2 hours later, lol. Thank goodness not only were me and her drunk, but he was hammered and more interested in these lesbians he was talking to. I guess he thought we were kidding around or something. (well 3 months later, he finally found we'd been sleeping together. Almost every night after that night, LOL! He was just pissed about the one or two times he was sure it happened.)
Then there's the one time, back when I was driving some minivan back from a campfire we had in the woods. We were drinking and smoking like crazy. So on the way driving the minivan back out onto the road, then back to campus which was literally a straight 2 mile drive @ 50mph, we thought it was be funny to do some 8's on the wide open grass on the field once you come out of the wooded area. As soon as we touched the main road, of course we got pulled over. I explained to the cop about how I was helping with the event in the woods and was on my way back to campus. He takes his flashlight out, looks around the inside of the minivan from the passenger's window. Then says, yeah the grass out there is slippery. Just do me a favor and drive straight back to campus. Then let us go. Maybe a minute later while we were laughing and driving back, my friend noticed something that made him almost piss his pants. In the back seat, a bucket seat, was a bottle of guiness, not only open, and not only drank like half way, but for some reason we put the seatbelt on the bottle of beer that was chillin the back seat with us. The cop had to have seen it! Too Funny!
Then there's the one time, back when I was driving some minivan back from a campfire we had in the woods. We were drinking and smoking like crazy. So on the way driving the minivan back out onto the road, then back to campus which was literally a straight 2 mile drive @ 50mph, we thought it was be funny to do some 8's on the wide open grass on the field once you come out of the wooded area. As soon as we touched the main road, of course we got pulled over. I explained to the cop about how I was helping with the event in the woods and was on my way back to campus. He takes his flashlight out, looks around the inside of the minivan from the passenger's window. Then says, yeah the grass out there is slippery. Just do me a favor and drive straight back to campus. Then let us go. Maybe a minute later while we were laughing and driving back, my friend noticed something that made him almost piss his pants. In the back seat, a bucket seat, was a bottle of guiness, not only open, and not only drank like half way, but for some reason we put the seatbelt on the bottle of beer that was chillin the back seat with us. The cop had to have seen it! Too Funny!
Bartimaeus said:
Eternaltriumph said:
I think we should stick to liquor atm man...xD MAYBE weed I guess. lol
Fineeee
And I had suchhhh a good story too... damn you mushrooms.. :3
You tell your's first, then I'll pick a good one of mine.
Bartimaeus said:
I just realized how very ironic it sounded, considering my avatar.. lol...
I lol'd a lot.
>.>; Man.. my nuking set on SCH sucks.. The community website caught me mid-Thunder IV cast.
Luelle said:
Bartimaeus said:
I just realized how very ironic it sounded, considering my avatar.. lol...
I lol'd a lot.
Here's a tip: Never try to go into a Chinese Restaurant while being on acid and/or shrooms. It just doesn't work. The best thing you can come out with is some rice, and even that takes some time and practice.
Another great idea, Dont take to waikiki beach Hawaii from the dorms (~3 miles away) on Halloween while completely drunk. Because the bus stops running at 11 which means at 1am you and 7 Neighbors get to stumble your underage *** across the city back to the dorms wear costumes -.-
Got drunk in korea and woke up the next morning in a house full of half-nekkid filipino(sp) women.
Lilbusta said:
Got drunk in korea and woke up the next morning in a house full of half-nekkid filipino(sp) women.
how the hell can you be in korea with abunch of filipino women?
Rowland said:
My uncle keeps waiting me to join the airforce and follow in his footsteps of making a lot of money, being single the rest of my life, and having lots of sex with a bunch of women from the carribbean.
then dying from syphilis
Rowland said:
My uncle keeps waiting me to join the airforce and follow in his footsteps of making a lot of money, being single the rest of my life, and having lots of sex with a bunch of women from the carribbean.
Join the Navy. Go be a Sea Man.
/giggle
I have NO clue how someone can POSSIBLY join the Navy. I'd *** go insane. Being surrounded by nothing but men for months upon months at a time. And beyond that, the fact you're trapped on a boat. What if I want to feel concrete, grass or sand under my feet sometime? Oh yeah... *clankclankclank*. @_@
Eternaltriumph said:
I have NO clue how someone can POSSIBLY join the Navy. I'd *** go insane. Being surrounded by nothing but men for months upon months at a time. And beyond that, the fact you're trapped on a boat. What if I want to feel concrete, grass or sand under my feet sometime? Oh yeah... *clankclankclank*. @_@
If I ever became single...I wouldnt mind being a cook for the navy.
Ludoggy said:
Lilbusta said:
Got drunk in korea and woke up the next morning in a house full of half-nekkid filipino(sp) women.
how the hell can you be in korea with abunch of filipino women?
Juicy girls >.> anyone who's in the military and did anything in the pacific region would know.
you're married right?
Its like a rule that if you go to Korea you gotta bring back a pretty asian girl.
Its like a rule that if you go to Korea you gotta bring back a pretty asian girl.
Eternaltriumph said:
I have NO clue how someone can POSSIBLY join the Navy. I'd *** go insane. Being surrounded by nothing but men for months upon months at a time. And beyond that, the fact you're trapped on a ship. What if I want to feel concrete, grass or sand under my feet sometime? Oh yeah... *clankclankclank*. @_@
And you also sleep near women too, but you don't know if they're good looking. Some ships have concrete flooring also, but ya really wtf is wrong with people enjoying a giant steel vessel that goes around to other countries for weekend fun?
@LUD
Yes I'm married, but this was back in '03. Most of the women that get hitched were the Filipinos.
I knew one guy that had a website of pics of all the juicy girls he's seen during his time in korea. Wrote a lil synopsis of each one so others would know which ones to ignore. Tasteless yet amusing that someone would spend a year doing that.
Korpg said:
I'm tired of people.
me too.
Ludoggy, I'm still going to kill you when the time comes, you know that, right?
Ludoggy said:
Korpg said:
I'm tired of people.
me too.
I'm tired of work and want to fight Genboob again tonight.
LBJ wont be happy about that.
Carter wins again!
lol do nothing peanuts carter...
Patton says drive them Kraut outta that hole and we'll squeeze'em 'til they cry for mom!
Ludoggy said:
LBJ wont be happy about that.
LBJ didn't want a society to be this shitty.
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