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TTOF - Seriously a serious linkshell, guys
Lakshmi.Stepth
Server: Lakshmi
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By Lakshmi.Stepth 2013-02-10 18:06:07
For all of you who are on the fence about sending Artemas a tell, here is a picture from our latest linkshell gathering!
(From top to bottom, left to right: Vlorsutes, Byrth, Stepth, Benjamus, Artemas, Toc)
As you can tell, we are a shell full of sexy devils! Come join us!
And as Artemas loves to say:
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By LakshmiArtemas 2013-02-10 18:11:46
Goddamn, really?
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By Lakshmi.Vlorsutes 2013-02-10 18:15:49
For all of you who are on the fence about sending Artemas a tell, here is a picture from our latest linkshell gathering!
(From top to bottom, left to right: Vlorsutes, Byrth, Stepth, Benjamus, Artemas, Toc)
As you can tell, we are a shell full of sexy devils! Come join us!
And as Artemas loves to say:
Why'd you name yourself and all the members of your family after us?
Lakshmi.Phaffi
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By Lakshmi.Phaffi 2013-02-10 18:20:06
dodged a bullet, *** yeah.
By LakshmiArtemas 2013-02-10 18:23:29
I think he only put in people he hates. I noticed you, Kathee, Rayna and Aana were absent.
Lakshmi.Stepth
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By Lakshmi.Stepth 2013-02-10 18:24:00
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By Smurfite 2013-02-10 18:24:05
What the *** is this...
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By Lakshmi.Kurohoshi 2013-02-10 18:25:11
Amazing, that is what this is
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Quetzalcoatl.Ronix
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By Quetzalcoatl.Ronix 2013-02-10 18:28:16
No more inquiries from Gungnir Dragoons, please. We are overcapped on useless relics.
Do not be deterred, however, you poor Dragoons! We currently have slots available for those of you who use one of the many polearms that are better than Gungnir!
For example:
Also better than Gungnir:
Or perhaps:
This one, too!
- !!!!!SPECIAL TTOF OFFER!!!!!-
For a limited time only, if you own this ultimate polearm, we will grant you an unlimited supply of McNuggies, Rayna Tears, and Umbral Marrows!
Basically, if your polearm does not grant an effect that level 30 BLMs can obtain, we want you!
I think we have established long ago that we do not kid or joke on this forum as per my SS's. There is just no place to joke.
By LakshmiArtemas 2013-02-10 18:30:06
Lakshmi.Phaffi
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By Lakshmi.Phaffi 2013-02-10 18:30:17
Quetzalcoatl.Ronix said: »No more inquiries from Gungnir Dragoons, please. We are overcapped on useless relics.
Do not be deterred, however, you poor Dragoons! We currently have slots available for those of you who use one of the many polearms that are better than Gungnir!
For example:
Also better than Gungnir:
Or perhaps:
This one, too!
- !!!!!SPECIAL TTOF OFFER!!!!!-
For a limited time only, if you own this ultimate polearm, we will grant you an unlimited supply of McNuggies, Rayna Tears, and Umbral Marrows!
Basically, if your polearm does not grant an effect that level 30 BLMs can obtain, we want you!
I think we have established long ago that we do not kid or joke on this forum as per my SS's. There is just no place to joke.
there aren't arrows pointing to every *** thing in the universe. now get out of our thread.
Lakshmi.Rayna
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By Lakshmi.Rayna 2013-02-10 18:49:23
Rayray's in the house. Mcnuggies anyone?
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By LakshmiArtemas 2013-02-10 18:57:49
/thread.
By benjamus 2013-02-11 10:24:34
Aww and here I was thinking of a new TTOF recruitment thread title! Something along the lines of Electric Jigglebilly Boogaloo: McNuggies Edition. My hopes and/or dreams!
By LakshmiArtemas 2013-02-11 10:40:45
Re-opened after it was verified it wasn't Chris Dorner's truck?
Lakshmi.Stepth
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By Lakshmi.Stepth 2013-02-11 11:12:32
Thank goodness that the thread was reopened. Mama Toc was about to go nuclear!
By benjamus 2013-02-11 11:33:33
So, we jigglin' or ?
By LakshmiArtemas 2013-02-11 11:40:36
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Lakshmi.Stepth
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By Lakshmi.Stepth 2013-02-11 11:43:16
Oh, we jigglin' Ben! Look at Mama Toc go!
By benjamus 2013-02-11 17:42:11
NEAT
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By Lakshmi.Vlorsutes 2013-02-12 00:19:05
Oh, we jigglin' Ben! Look at Mama Toc go!
Only you and your equally fat mule Stepthanie jiggle like that, though it is surprising anything as bulky as you is even capable of movement. You are our resident Sarlacc Pit.
Lakshmi.Stepth
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By Lakshmi.Stepth 2013-02-12 00:23:33
Lakshmi.Vlorsutes said: »Oh, we jigglin' Ben! Look at Mama Toc go!
Only you and your equally fat mule Stepthanie jiggle like that, though it is surprising anything as bulky as you is even capable of movement. You are our resident Sarlacc Pit.
Never before have such levels of salt been contained in one post! EGADS!
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By Lakshmi.Vlorsutes 2013-02-12 04:44:23
Lakshmi.Vlorsutes said: »Oh, we jigglin' Ben! Look at Mama Toc go!
Only you and your equally fat mule Stepthanie jiggle like that, though it is surprising anything as bulky as you is even capable of movement. You are our resident Sarlacc Pit.
Never before have such levels of salt been contained in one post! EGADS!
Well yeah, 99% of your blood is pure sodium.
By LakshmiArtemas 2013-02-12 06:40:55
Another pic from an LS event.
Back row, left to right: Vlorsutes, Stepth, Benjamus.
Bottom row, left to right: Artemas and Byrth (love that outfit!).
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By benjamus 2013-02-12 09:23:10
Oh, we jigglin' Ben! Look at Mama Toc go!
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Mama Toc gif really adds a new level to 90's music videos doesn't it?
By Stepth 2013-02-12 10:09:08
Another pic from an LS event.
Back row, left to right: Vlorsutes, Stepth, Benjamus.
Bottom row, left to right: Artemas and Byrth (love that outfit!).
Not pictured due to not being able to fit inside my luxurious palace, Toc:
We toss people with AGI magian guns and gungnirs in there all the time! He absolutely loves eating those!
By LakshmiArtemas 2013-02-12 10:23:33
And to round it out (haw haw), here's that mega-sized minx, Stepthanie, chasing down errant Millenium Falcons:
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By Lakshmi.Vlorsutes 2013-02-12 10:25:52
No Art, I'm pretty sure both the worm and the Sarlacc are still Stepthanie. Stepth gets so jealous that he can't be as thin as Toc that he keeps coming up with these wild fantasies about Toc being fat or something. Kind of sad how Stepth deflects so much.
Lakshmi.Stepth
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By Lakshmi.Stepth 2013-02-12 10:31:13
Looks delicious to me...
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-02-12 10:32:20
I'm starting to think you guys aren't that serious.
Hello FFXIAHers,
Artemas is recruiting members for TTOF, a serious linkshell that does serious events like Einherjar, Limbus, Dynamis, and Abyssea. He is not quite as verbose as I and asked that I make this thread to recruit people.
So seriously, here's what we do:
Sunday - Solo -> Salvage v2 -> Einherjar
Monday - Solo -> Legion -> Salvage v2
Tuesday - Solo -> Limbus (Alliance) -> Salvage v2
Wednesday - Solo -> Legion -> Salvage v2
Thursday - Solo -> Einherjar -> Salvage v2
Friday - Solo -> YPYD Dynamis runs (often ADL)
Saturday - Solo -> Limbus (Alliance) -> Abyssea
A few notes:
* Group events seriously start at 8PM EST.
* We do everything in a full alliance and first-come-first-served. Show up early if you want to go!
* "Solo" above just indicates unscheduled time. If you seriously want to, it can be something like Limbus coin farming, doing Salvage runs if you can't make a later time (we have mules to DC for you), Dynamis pop set building/farming, and so on. It doesn't have to be solo of course, it just means that we aren't responsible for what you're doing.
Contact member in game: Artemas
(Seriously don't send me tells. I'm not allowed to pearl anyone and Artemas doesn't trust my opinion on people!)
We are at least this Serious.
tl;dr= we aren't recruiting.
Last Updated: 2/24/13
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