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 Remora.Ninian
Server: Remora
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1667
By Remora.Ninian 2009-07-13 11:16:27
Chuuuuu said: orly mr cai has a stalker eh? :O Another? O.o; Rowland said: My options I think are: A different girl from wyoming than previously mentioned, a girl from washington state, that other girl from florida involving disney world, and that's all I'm aware of that wants me to see them. If you do that I can try to drag Cai to Disney World and it can be fun times! (Unless you special alone time with said girl)
 Seraph.Chuuuuu
Server: Seraph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1583
By Seraph.Chuuuuu 2009-07-13 11:16:32
Rowland said: Ok I'm safe, thats a good 10 hours away I think.
So I can't decide where I want to go for my vacation! People say they want me to visit, but they either have a boyfriend or their schedules don't work out.
My options I think are: A different girl from wyoming than previously mentioned, a girl from washington state, that other girl from florida involving disney world, and that's all I'm aware of that wants me to see them. lol lots of ladies in line eh?
Server: Ifrit
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Posts: 24692
By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-13 11:17:15
why dont you just go somewhere else where no one wants you to come, and find some local girls to party with while there?
Its like pussy is controlling your mind boy.
Gilgamesh.Alyria
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-07-13 11:18:30
Plenty of girls in maryland.
Seraph.Chuuuuu
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By Seraph.Chuuuuu 2009-07-13 11:20:07
everyone is on the east coast >.> screw you guys lol
Server: Ifrit
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-13 11:21:20
I think Aly is trying to hint at something.
Server: Asura
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By Asura.Dajociont 2009-07-13 11:23:52
Alyria said: Plenty of girls in maryland. and the majority of them all fail. maryland ftl. D: aly is cool though.
Seraph.Chuuuuu
Server: Seraph
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By Seraph.Chuuuuu 2009-07-13 11:25:08
Rowland said: Kungfuhustle said: why dont you just go somewhere else where no one wants you to come, and find some local girls to party with while there?
Its like pussy is controlling your mind boy. Nuh uh D: I want to meet friends, I'm not trying to hook up with them and never see them again. but your a guy.... :o
Server: Ifrit
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-13 11:25:56
Rowland said: Kungfuhustle said: why dont you just go somewhere else where no one wants you to come, and find some local girls to party with while there?
Its like pussy is controlling your mind boy. Nuh uh D: I want to meet friends, I'm not trying to hook up with them and never see them again. uh huh, everyone knows you can't be "just friends" with females, there's always that urge to *** her(unless she's fat/ugly or both if shes really unlucky). yeah, FL girls are win!
Gilgamesh.Alyria
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-07-13 11:28:53
Dajociont said: Alyria said: Plenty of girls in maryland. and the majority of them all fail. maryland ftl. D: aly is cool though. XD Tis true, but I bet alot of the girls would give it up to him
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-13 11:36:10
Alyria said: Dajociont said: Alyria said: Plenty of girls in maryland. and the majority of them all fail. maryland ftl. D: aly is cool though. XD Tis true, but I bet alot of the girls would give it up to him wow, are they that desperate, or are the Maryland guys aint doing their job? Just when I thought all the homos were in the West.
Server: Asura
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By Asura.Dajociont 2009-07-13 11:36:59
no, maryland girls are just that easy. half of them you wouldn't want to *** anyway.
Ramuh.Krizz
Server: Ramuh
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-07-13 11:40:12
Kungfuhustle said:
uh huh, everyone knows you can't be "just friends" with females, there's always that urge to *** her(unless she's fat/ugly or both if shes really unlucky).
yeah, FL girls are win!
^QFT
Server: Ifrit
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-13 11:40:26
Rowland said: Dajociont said: no, maryland girls are just that easy. half of them you wouldn't want to *** anyway. So the age old line "nice shoes, wanna ***?" Actually works? Row, if you wanna catch Herpes or something, go to Maryland. If you wanna be trendy and catch Teh Clap, come to FL. If you wanna be "different", head to the Mid-West and bang one of those cow-*** farm girls.
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By Asura.Dajociont 2009-07-13 11:40:32
>.> sadly, if you talk to one for a couple hours, you can usually hit it within the first day. I don't know about the shoe thing but it's worth a shot. I stopped dating just for the reason girls here are too easy and it gets boring after a while.
Ramuh.Haseyo
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2009-07-13 11:42:57
Alyria said: Plenty of girls in maryland. SHOW ME!
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-13 11:43:51
meh, easy girls are no fun. Sure they'll hop in the sac with me once I lay the thick Caribbean accent, but there wouldn't be anything worthwhile. Even those "Miss Independent" girls are full of ***, cz we all know their *** ain't doing the job, so they play hard-to-get at the bar.
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By Asura.Dajociont 2009-07-13 11:48:48
Kungfuhustle said: meh, easy girls are no fun. Sure they'll hop in the sac with me once I lay the thick Caribbean accent, but there wouldn't be anything worthwhile. Even those "Miss Independent" girls are full of ***, cz we all know their *** ain't doing the job, so they play hard-to-get at the bar. mmhm, very true. hand doesn't give up as fast as the girls around here. D:
Server: Ifrit
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-13 12:01:39
Rowland said: I need tips and tricks and a walkthrough on how to pick up girls at a bar. I've honestly never tried D:
I r shy, quiet, and amazing :D you need to throw that shy *** out the window. PUNKS DON'T GET LAID, guys who have confidence in themselves do! Row, I need to know something before giving you advice... Do you drink, dance, wallflower, snappy dresser...?
Cerberus.Nieko
Server: Cerberus
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By Cerberus.Nieko 2009-07-13 12:12:29
Rowland said: I need tips and tricks and a walkthrough on how to pick up girls at a bar. I've honestly never tried D:
I r shy, quiet, and amazing :D Spoiler alert: LEARN TO DANCE! Good on the dance floor means good in the sack. Girls will approach you!! Trust me it works. If u have the stereotypical 'white-guy rhythm'... um... Fake it til u make it!
Ramuh.Haseyo
Server: Ramuh
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2009-07-13 12:14:42
Start bar fights. Then say "Oh ***, I'll get us out of here safely!" then take her to your domain. :o
Server: Ifrit
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-13 12:44:03
learn to dance, learn your alcohol, be confident in yourself, and go out with guy friends that you know, that way you can feed off of their energy.
this works!
Server: Unicorn
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By Unicorn.Excesspain 2009-07-13 12:45:17
Rowland said: Not really I have no idea what to drink, no, wallflower?, and yes :P Beer, Do it, Lean against the wall, and good job! or can't go wrong with a Red Bull and Vodka or a Rum and Coke.
Server: Ifrit
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-13 12:48:14
NO BEER, ONLY PUSSIES RELY ON BEER!
learn your dark and clear liqours, learn what works with which. Women love shots, so learn about shots, like Pineapple Upside-down Cakes, or Fuzzy Navels, stuff like that.
Remora.Ninian
Server: Remora
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1667
By Remora.Ninian 2009-07-13 12:53:45
Kungfuhustle said: NO BEER, ONLY PUSSIES RELY ON BEER!
learn your dark and clear liqours, learn what works with which. Women love shots, so learn about shots, like Pineapple Upside-down Cakes, or Fuzzy Navels, stuff like that. Might want to keep some Benedryl (lolsp) on you for those freak women like me who find out they're allergic to alcohol! Nothing worse than having to take some random chick to the hospital.... or wallgreens.
Server: Unicorn
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1932
By Unicorn.Excesspain 2009-07-13 12:53:59
I wasn't saying buy them beers.
I personally am a beer lover and I will take a good beer over a mixed drink anyday.
I can tell you this much, you will be attracting the wrong crowd (at least around here) if people see you doing fuzzy navel shots.
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