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FFXIAH Linkshell
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By Fenrir.Nightfyre 2009-07-04 00:24:43
Eternaltriumph said: Thunderz had a rough day, horses can't suck but CAN rape (there are videos. It's a fetish; I'd feel so low sleeping with a woman who's had a horse. A human is nothing compared to those mofos), I'm with Ludo about Mr. Ed, and donkies are evil mexican slave animals. Some guy died because of that fetish... horse went so deep it punctured his colon or something. Got nominated for a Darwin Award, can't remember if he won.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-04 00:27:43
Nightfyre said: Some guy died because of that fetish... horse went so deep it punctured his colon or something. Got nominated for a Darwin Award, can't remember if he won. Yeah, I've seen that video. Another one of those "Hey bro, come here and check out this video, it's AWESOME!!" moments. I really should know better then to watch anything he really needs to show me... EDIT: Although, I was the one that got him with 2 girls 1 cup...maybe I deserve it.
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By Ramuh.Kiriyu 2009-07-04 00:28:10
That's pretty nasty.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-04 00:32:21
Yeah it was pretty traumatic to see. It's one of those things you wish you could unsee...
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-04 00:35:47
ok, after reviewing the evidence, my diagnosis is that gay guys have WAY too much time on their hands.
fat ninja edit: yeah, things like that you just bury deep in your head.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-04 00:45:25
OMFG Row LOL
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-04 00:46:02
yeah, I'll veto that rule.
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By Fairy.Azulmagia 2009-07-04 00:46:53
xkcd is the best webcomic ever. Sarcastic, smart, funny... A+, would read again.
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By Fairy.Azulmagia 2009-07-04 00:52:23
Rowland said: Azulmagia said: xkcd is the best webcomic ever. Sarcastic, smart, funny... A+, would read again.  My hobby: Replying to messages/posts with relevant xkcd comic.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-04 01:08:40
Later Row...
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Man, a friend of mine is irritating the ***out of me. She knows I'm not up very late, and she still calls me randomly at like 3AM. I don't answer, cuz I've told her a bajillion times I'm not waking up to get on the phone, but it's *** irritating. Then, I call her at reasonable times, and she never answers. And then she *** at me a week later because I never answer when she calls...
It's *** maddening.... >.<
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By Fenrir.Nightfyre 2009-07-04 01:13:43
That would drive me insane... I like my sleep uninterrupted, thanks. I've got friends like that, but fortunately they don't call me at odd hours.
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By Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph 2009-07-04 01:38:33
Tell her straight. >_> "Unless these 3 AM calls are saying you're coming over to give me dome or an airplane is on a collision course to where I live, don't call. 10 AM+ when I'm awake is perfectly fine."
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-07-04 02:51:14
I've heard about the horse raper video, but never took the leap to watch. lol I only got through like the first 15 seconds of 2girls, so I feel like whatever gawdawful action that man got would be too much. lol Just saw some video from the news where this grade-school teacher sent educational DVDs to her students that accidentally had a home-made sextape on them. haha They even show it on the news, with everything blurred out. How *** up is that. lol
Also, seeing that giraffe's knees about to buckle is hilaaaaaarious. lol
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-04 10:23:44
Eternaltriumph said: Tell her straight. >_> "Unless these 3 AM calls are saying you're coming over to give me dome or an airplane is on a collision course to where I live, don't call. 10 AM+ when I'm awake is perfectly fine." exactly my thoughts ET, girls calling me at that hour better be on the way to ***. And Caiyou, I saw that horse clip last night. Judging from what I've seen, anyone would have died from taking a shot up the rear like that.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-04 10:36:26
ok, I don't know why they did this, but they made Louis Lane in "Superman Returns" look like a *** board. My god shes so flat, no ***, size -A bra, but she has a pretty face...
/sips coffee
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-04 10:42:21
LOL we got into a nice long argument last night over that ***. I guess I'm just supposed to call her "when I feel like actually talking to her"...
Eh, whatever...she'll be calling me back in a few days. Always does...and I swear to God if it's 3AM I'm flying to AZ and punching her in the face.
Anyways...
Good mornin' peeps!!
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-04 10:47:23
Mornin' #2, and *** her first before donkey punching her in the face.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-04 11:01:25
Kungfuhustle said: Mornin' #2, and *** her first before donkey punching her in the face. Been there, done that. Well, not the donkey punch LOL We slept together for a couple years off and on, no attachments, just *** buddies, but she started getting really clingy so I broke it off. I know her parents were pushing us hardcore to get together...she apparently got the whole "You need to get married and have babies" speech and my name came up a couple times. *** THAT!!!! Anywho, now we're just friends, and she annoys me enough that I don't want to get things back into the physical...
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-04 11:14:18
no woman could annoy me enough to the point that I DON'T wanna *** her, unless she's ugly/HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE/bitchy/etc
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-04 11:17:44
Kungfuhustle said: no woman could annoy me enough to the point that I DON'T wanna *** her, unless she's ugly/HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE/bitchy/etc Exactly.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-04 11:20:46
LMFAO!
There's a saying I found while looking at the Craigslist forums... it goes
"When Bucky goes outside, even the wind stops blowing, because Bucky will *** anything that moves."
Bucky is the perfect example of a guy, whether we wanna admit to it or not.
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By Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph 2009-07-04 11:34:44
Xxnumbertwoxx said:
Eh, whatever...she'll be calling me back in a few days. Always does...and I swear to God if it's 3AM I'm flying to AZ and punching her in the face.
It's for reasons like this that I'm gonna be rich and famous when I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the *** face over the internet. "Okay...I'll talk. Get on MSN, I'll webcam chat with you." "omg <3 *gets on*" *stabstab*
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By Ramuh.Thunderz 2009-07-04 11:51:36
Eternaltriumph said: Xxnumbertwoxx said:
Eh, whatever...she'll be calling me back in a few days. Always does...and I swear to God if it's 3AM I'm flying to AZ and punching her in the face.
It's for reasons like this that I'm gonna be rich and famous when I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the *** face over the internet. "Okay...I'll talk. Get on MSN, I'll webcam chat with you." "omg <3 *gets on*" *stabstab* *gives a huge grant for invention* other then that im bored =/
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-07-04 12:33:02
Webcam...yum >.>
so why would you wanna stab someone threw that?
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-04 12:37:23
Ludoggy said: Webcam...yum >.>
so why would you wanna stab someone threw that? Xxnumbertwoxx said: Eh, whatever...she'll be calling me back in a few days. Always does...and I swear to God if it's 3AM I'm flying to AZ and punching her in the face. That's why, except for stab is too harsh. Maybe a little roughing up first
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-07-04 12:38:11
just dump her if she's to clingy D=
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