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By Ramuh.Urial 2011-07-25 15:38:40
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Evangelist said:
Reading a few pages this thread the "Interests" people are describing are not exactly what I expected. Excellent. I'm married. Our foreplay consists of coming to the conclusion we are going to have sex. 45 seconds later I'm smoking my marlboro and I assume she's daydreaming about the hot and crazy sex life she could have had, had she married Alberto Suarez.
The good life.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2011-07-25 15:38:56
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Artemicion said:
People say weird ***when they're caught up in the moment. I guess Robin Williams was right with his quote:

"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
LOL XD I like that.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 15:39:00
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Fenrir.Niniann said:
zahrah said:
Sometimes it gets ridiculous. Sometimes I can't take a person seriously when they "dirty talk". I've burst out laughing at someone before because of their dirty talk.

It was a, "Seriously? STFU! You're just ruining it for me now," moment.

Yeah if they sound like they're repeating a porno they need to stop. Unless it's a very sexy porno! >_>

But yeah I'd prefer actions over forced/awkward dirty talk.


i'm horrible. i just like to be in the heat of the moment when she's not sure which way is up and whisper softly into her ear asking her to say the most awful dirty things. i wont go into detail, but making a girl beg for it is fun.
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By Artemicion 2011-07-25 15:39:54
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You know, now that I reflect upon it, almost every fling and ex I've had preferred doggy style. I wonder how many of them used it as an excuse to think of someone else boning them since they're facing away from you >.>
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-25 15:41:06
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I don't mind giving dirty talk if that's what my partner wants, but yeah when it's TOO STUPID you can't help but laugh at them!
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 15:41:27
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Artemicion said:
You know, now that I reflect upon it, almost every fling and ex I've had preferred doggy style. I wonder how many of them used it as an excuse to think of someone else boning them since they're facing away from you >.>


i heard this joke one time. what you do is, when you're doing it doggy style and you think she's not into it. start saying you're about to ***, pull out, let a little spit dribble from your mouth onto her back, and start working it. when she turns around... BAM!
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By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2011-07-25 15:41:36
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Artemicion said:
You know, now that I reflect upon it, almost every fling and ex I've had preferred doggy style. I wonder how many of them used it as an excuse to think of someone else boning them since they're facing away from you >.>
I've had a few guys tell me they only like doggy style if it's a "butherface" type of girl, lol.
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By Fenrir.Nightfyre 2011-07-25 15:42:10
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Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Very true >_>
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 15:42:15
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like i said... my dirty talk only works when a girl is really into the moment. i wouldn't start out watching a movie and be like, "you're a naughty girl and i'm gonna give you a spanking.". that's just lame...
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By Ramuh.Urial 2011-07-25 15:43:14
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Fenrir.Nightfyre said:
Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Very true >_>
I feel bad for guys with ED.
Not enough blood to function either lmao
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By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2011-07-25 15:43:27
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Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Artemicion said:
You know, now that I reflect upon it, almost every fling and ex I've had preferred doggy style. I wonder how many of them used it as an excuse to think of someone else boning them since they're facing away from you >.>


i heard this joke one time. what you do is, when you're doing it doggy style and you think she's not into it. start saying you're about to ***, pull out, let a little spit dribble from your mouth onto her back, and start working it. when she turns around... BAM!
I think I would beat the living ***out of the guy if they did that. <.< And I'm not a violent person at all, but that would cause some rage. I've heard stories about this, so it's not really a joke!
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-25 15:43:46
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Ramuh.Urial said:
Fenrir.Nightfyre said:
Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Very true >_>
I feel bad for guys with ED.
Not enough blood to function either lmao
Don't be mean! *slaps*
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By Fenrir.Nightfyre 2011-07-25 15:44:32
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Ramuh.Urial said:
Fenrir.Nightfyre said:
Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Very true >_>
I feel bad for guys with ED.
Not enough blood to function either lmao
rofl

Artemicion said:
You know, now that I reflect upon it, almost every fling and ex I've had preferred doggy style. I wonder how many of them used it as an excuse to think of someone else boning them since they're facing away from you >.>
It's naturally a good position, though I have heard of far too many people going doggy style for that reason.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2011-07-25 15:44:39
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Artemicion said:
You know, now that I reflect upon it, almost every fling and ex I've had preferred doggy style. I wonder how many of them used it as an excuse to think of someone else boning them since they're facing away from you >.>
I've had a few guys tell me they only like doggy style if it's a "butherface" type of girl, lol.
"Yeah we can totally go back to your place *whisper* as long as you don't make eye contact with me."

Just remember Coyote Ugly goes both ways!
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By Artemicion 2011-07-25 15:44:40
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As cliche as it is, girl on top is my favorite, especially when they're facing you. Plenty of flexibility, can make for something intimate and passionate, yet leaves room for kinkiness like spanking and whatnot.
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By Fairy.Spence 2011-07-25 15:44:52
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Ramuh.Urial said:
Fenrir.Nightfyre said:
Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Very true >_>
I feel bad for guys with ED.
Not enough blood to function either lmao

Want to experience it first hand? Get really drunk. Talk about embarrassing...
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By Ramuh.Urial 2011-07-25 15:45:39
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Fairy.Spence said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
Fenrir.Nightfyre said:
Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Very true >_>
I feel bad for guys with ED.
Not enough blood to function either lmao

Want to experience it first hand? Get really drunk. Talk about embarrassing...

Never had whiskey ***.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 15:46:03
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Artemicion said:
As cliche as it is, girl on top is my favorite, especially when they're facing you. Plenty of flexibility, can make for something intimate and passionate, yet leaves room for kinkiness like spanking and whatnot.


cowgirl means you can pull each others hair!
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By Artemicion 2011-07-25 15:46:21
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Fairy.Spence said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
Fenrir.Nightfyre said:
Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Very true >_>
I feel bad for guys with ED.
Not enough blood to function either lmao

Want to experience it first hand? Get really drunk. Talk about embarrassing...

Hard to get it up when the room is spinning I'd imagine.
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By Fenrir.Nightfyre 2011-07-25 15:46:26
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Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Artemicion said:
You know, now that I reflect upon it, almost every fling and ex I've had preferred doggy style. I wonder how many of them used it as an excuse to think of someone else boning them since they're facing away from you >.>


i heard this joke one time. what you do is, when you're doing it doggy style and you think she's not into it. start saying you're about to ***, pull out, let a little spit dribble from your mouth onto her back, and start working it. when she turns around... BAM!
I think I would beat the living ***out of the guy if they did that. <.< And I'm not a violent person at all, but that would cause some rage. I've heard stories about this, so it's not really a joke!
How would you feel about something like this?
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By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2011-07-25 15:47:01
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Fairy.Spence said:
Ramuh.Urial said:
Fenrir.Nightfyre said:
Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Very true >_>
I feel bad for guys with ED.
Not enough blood to function either lmao

Want to experience it first hand? Get really drunk. Talk about embarrassing...
>.<; /comfort!
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2011-07-25 15:47:10
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whiskey ***... it's lame, but you gotta man up, apologize, and nom nom nom till your jaw hurts.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2011-07-25 15:47:56
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Fenrir.Nightfyre said:
Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Artemicion said:
You know, now that I reflect upon it, almost every fling and ex I've had preferred doggy style. I wonder how many of them used it as an excuse to think of someone else boning them since they're facing away from you >.>


i heard this joke one time. what you do is, when you're doing it doggy style and you think she's not into it. start saying you're about to ***, pull out, let a little spit dribble from your mouth onto her back, and start working it. when she turns around... BAM!
I think I would beat the living ***out of the guy if they did that. <.< And I'm not a violent person at all, but that would cause some rage. I've heard stories about this, so it's not really a joke!
How would you feel about something like this?

Come on man why you gotta spoil mine and spences wingman play like that!
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By zahrah 2011-07-25 15:48:49
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Ramuh.Urial said:
Wat I wanna go!
I can talk shopping and drink beer!
I fit in!

You would have LOVED it!!!

Fenrir.Niniann said:
Yeah if they sound like they're repeating a porno they need to stop. Unless it's a very sexy porno! >_>

But yeah I'd prefer actions over forced/awkward dirty talk.

Exactly.

Fairy.Spence said:
Want to experience it first hand? Get really drunk. Talk about embarrassing...

Poor Spence. It may be embarrassing to you, but very annoying for your partner.

Ramuh.Urial said:
Never had whiskey ***.

/applauds

/places bets on when Uri will have whiskey ***
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-25 15:49:06
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That made me laugh! XD
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By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2011-07-25 15:49:21
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Fenrir.Nightfyre said:
Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:
Ragnarok.Hevans said:
Artemicion said:
You know, now that I reflect upon it, almost every fling and ex I've had preferred doggy style. I wonder how many of them used it as an excuse to think of someone else boning them since they're facing away from you >.>
i heard this joke one time. what you do is, when you're doing it doggy style and you think she's not into it. start saying you're about to ***, pull out, let a little spit dribble from your mouth onto her back, and start working it. when she turns around... BAM!
I think I would beat the living ***out of the guy if they did that. <.< And I'm not a violent person at all, but that would cause some rage. I've heard stories about this, so it's not really a joke!
How would you feel about something like this?
Honestly, I'd probably laugh. Given that they weren't barebacking it, etc. I wouldn't be angry. I'd just laugh and it'd be over with!
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By Fenrir.Niniann 2011-07-25 15:49:45
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Artemicion said:
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time."

Ask a guy with an erection to do a complicated math problem. Hilarity ensues.

*during sex* Hey hun, which is better outside Abyssea...
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By Evangelist 2011-07-25 15:49:54
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I think pretty well on my feet, or back. So because of this I have only been blindsided 1 time by any pre-relational, post-relational, or during relations dirty talk. We were fooling around and kissing while I performed a massage on the baby feeders of this gal. Both of us fully clothed, when out of nowhere she asked me how her (allow me to censor this) ~AREA~ felt. If i was enjoying her ~AREA~... ... ... ... Now, given that I had not even come close to this place yet, I was totally baffled and froze with no idea what to reply. After about 5 seconds I decided to was much too late for anything to come out of my mouth that she would believe, so i continued with no reply.
 
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-07-25 15:52:15
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Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:

Honestly, I'd probably laugh. Given that they weren't barebacking it, etc. I wouldn't be angry. I'd just laugh and it'd be over with!

if only my victims were this casual about non-consensual sex :(
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