Apologize To Robion
Apologize to Robion
Even the TL;DR was too long!
I am writing this letter purely in the spirit of uplifting and sharing, as corny and dated as those sentiments may sound in the fast-moving and ever-evolving modern techno-plastic times in which we live. Primarily, I want to share with you my view that FFXIAH embraces Bonapartism with open arms. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Whenever FFXIAH wants to appear impressive and moral, it makes aggrandized declarations about how loyal it is, and (2) as a result of that, FFXIAH is lost in a netherworld of gangsterism. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that several things FFXIAH has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how the laws of nature don't apply to it.
Isn't it true that I, for one, cannot too often emphasize the simple fact that FFXIAH's catch-phrases should be recorded and studied for as long as human life exists on Earth as an example of what happens when a society lets one of its members tour the country promoting rabid onanism in lectures and radio talk-show interviews? If that's not true, tell me why not. FFXIAH's sophistries are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk"—an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well—because if FFXIAH had even a shred of intellectual integrity, it'd admit that if you think that it is a voice of probity then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what FFXIAH wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance such as that it always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to it; nothing else matters—except maybe to create widespread psychological suffering. I tell you this because we are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: FFXIAH.
I am weary of listening to FFXIAH descant on the glories of racialism. I won't dwell on that except to direct your attention to the pathetic manner in which it has been trying to manufacture outrage at its critics by attributing to them all kinds of paltry expostulations. A colleague recently informed me that a bunch of heartless vigilantes and others in FFXIAH's amen corner are about to force me to undergo "treatment" to cure my "problem". I have no reason to doubt that story because FFXIAH's fantasy is to control, manipulate, and harm other people. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of oligarchism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of antinomianism, and there are those who are not. FFXIAH is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, by refusing to act, by refusing to take the initiative to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of its codices, we are giving it the power to burn its adversaries at the stake.
Blindly following, never asking questions, FFXIAH's habitués incorporate FFXIAH's mumpish and anger-filled tirades as their own. It becomes impossible to change their views merely by explaining that I hate it when people get their facts entirely wrong. For instance, whenever I hear some corporate fat cat make noises about how representative government is an outmoded system that should be replaced by a system of overt mysticism, I can't help but think that my love for people necessitates that I deliver new information about FFXIAH's insidious rejoinders. Yes, I face opposition from FFXIAH. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. FFXIAH's protégés believe that the ideas of "freedom" and "despotism" are Siamese twins. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to begin a course of careful, planned, and coordinated action.
I might have been dreaming but I believe I once heard FFXIAH admit, sotto voce, that its argument that it is a refined organization with the soundest ethics and morals you can imagine is hopelessly flawed and thoroughly circuitous. FFXIAH's behavior towards minorities has degenerated into tokenism and meaningless gestures. For the benefit of any doubting Thomases I will prove that point via an explanation of how in public, FFXIAH vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, FFXIAH never fails to play on people's conscious and unconscious belief structures. The dominant characteristic of FFXIAH's off-the-cuff comments is not that they bamboozle people into believing that the worst classes of ignominious con artists I've ever seen should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers, but that, in the bargain, they call evil good and good evil. I can say one thing about FFXIAH. It understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount—not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that you should not ask, "Why can't FFXIAH relieve its aching sense of inadequacy without having to usher in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times?", but rather, "What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma is it going through now?". The latter question is the better one to ask because its power-hungry philosophies bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to overcome the obstacles that people like it establish.
Apparently, FFXIAH's stratagems are addlepated. They're unnecessary. They're counterproductive. Whenever I encounter them I think that FFXIAH's morally crippled, pushy litanies have caused besotted disinformation artists to descend upon us like a swarm of locusts, ransacking people's homes. After I report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding FFXIAH's vulgar practices, I know that everyone will come to the dismayed conclusion that I stated at the beginning of this discussion: There is a problem here. A very large, libidinous, homophobic problem. FFXIAH is trying very hard to plug the hole in its dike of lies so that no more truth leaks out. For proof of this fact I must point out that FFXIAH's expositions can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that the next time FFXIAH decides to contaminate clear thinking with its irascible fulminations, it should think to itself, cui bono?—who benefits?
FFXIAH occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to ascribe opinions to me that I don't even hold. FFXIAH is trying to brainwash us. It wants us to believe that it's quasi-bestial to change the minds of those who take us over the edge of the abyss of phallocentrism; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that FFXIAH swims in a sea of moral relativism, the waters of which roil with anger and resentment. Most of that anger and resentment is directed towards people like me who stand as a witness in the divine court of the Eternal Judge and proclaim that FFXIAH plants false evidence to incriminate its nemeses.
Can you believe that FFXIAH once said that it's inflexibly honest, thoroughly patriotic, and eminently solicitous to promote, in all proper ways, the public good? I have a collection of similar pearls from FFXIAH, but rather than recite them all I'll simply point out that FFXIAH labels anyone it doesn't like as "rummy". That might well be a better description of it. FFXIAH is careless with data, makes all sorts of causal interpretations of things without any real justification, has a way of combining disparate ideas that don't seem to hang together, seems to show a sort of pride in its own biases, gets into all sorts of unenlightened speculation, and then makes no effort to test out its speculations—and that's just the short list! Who among you reading these words is not moved to champion the force of goodness against the greed of voluble jackanapes? Ask yourself: Where do dirty reavers like FFXIAH come from, and what are we going to do with them? I bet you'll answer the same way that I did because we both know that whenever FFXIAH is presented with the statement that it is intentionally being dissolute, it spews out the hackneyed excuse that it is able to abrogate the natural order of effects flowing from causes. Ironically, such screwball logic is likely to convince even more people that FFXIAH demands absolute and blind obedience from its confidants. If it didn't, they might question its orders to blacklist its opponents as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. This unrelenting demand of obedience also implies that FFXIAH has been making a ham-handed effort to show that the few of us who complain regularly about its obiter dicta are simply spoiling the party. I'm guessing that most people are starting to realize that such claims are a distortion of the truth and that we desperately need to combat these lies by making an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of FFXIAH's crusades.
Some people think it's a bit extreme of me to find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts—a bit over the top, perhaps. Well, what I ought to remind such people is that as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the sorts of people FFXIAH preys upon. I am tired of hearing or reading that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by sadistic benighted-types for the purpose of population reduction. You know that that is simply not true.
FFXIAH's gofers tend to fall into the mistaken belief that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully, mainly because they live inside a FFXIAH-generated illusion world and talk only with each other. FFXIAH claims to be supportive of my plan to debate the efficacy of its impulsive, dastardly monographs. Don't trust it, though; it's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, it'll spread ruin widely through the land. Not only that, but FFXIAH has been deluding people into believing that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of solecism. Don't let it delude you, too. As a closing statement, let me emphasize that we have no choice but to fight for what is right. The time to act is now.
I'm really considering leaving FFXIAH.
Isn't it true that I, for one, cannot too often emphasize the simple fact that FFXIAH's catch-phrases should be recorded and studied for as long as human life exists on Earth as an example of what happens when a society lets one of its members tour the country promoting rabid onanism in lectures and radio talk-show interviews? If that's not true, tell me why not. FFXIAH's sophistries are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk"—an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well—because if FFXIAH had even a shred of intellectual integrity, it'd admit that if you think that it is a voice of probity then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what FFXIAH wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance such as that it always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to it; nothing else matters—except maybe to create widespread psychological suffering. I tell you this because we are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: FFXIAH.
I am weary of listening to FFXIAH descant on the glories of racialism. I won't dwell on that except to direct your attention to the pathetic manner in which it has been trying to manufacture outrage at its critics by attributing to them all kinds of paltry expostulations. A colleague recently informed me that a bunch of heartless vigilantes and others in FFXIAH's amen corner are about to force me to undergo "treatment" to cure my "problem". I have no reason to doubt that story because FFXIAH's fantasy is to control, manipulate, and harm other people. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of oligarchism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of antinomianism, and there are those who are not. FFXIAH is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, by refusing to act, by refusing to take the initiative to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of its codices, we are giving it the power to burn its adversaries at the stake.
Blindly following, never asking questions, FFXIAH's habitués incorporate FFXIAH's mumpish and anger-filled tirades as their own. It becomes impossible to change their views merely by explaining that I hate it when people get their facts entirely wrong. For instance, whenever I hear some corporate fat cat make noises about how representative government is an outmoded system that should be replaced by a system of overt mysticism, I can't help but think that my love for people necessitates that I deliver new information about FFXIAH's insidious rejoinders. Yes, I face opposition from FFXIAH. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. FFXIAH's protégés believe that the ideas of "freedom" and "despotism" are Siamese twins. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to begin a course of careful, planned, and coordinated action.
I might have been dreaming but I believe I once heard FFXIAH admit, sotto voce, that its argument that it is a refined organization with the soundest ethics and morals you can imagine is hopelessly flawed and thoroughly circuitous. FFXIAH's behavior towards minorities has degenerated into tokenism and meaningless gestures. For the benefit of any doubting Thomases I will prove that point via an explanation of how in public, FFXIAH vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, FFXIAH never fails to play on people's conscious and unconscious belief structures. The dominant characteristic of FFXIAH's off-the-cuff comments is not that they bamboozle people into believing that the worst classes of ignominious con artists I've ever seen should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers, but that, in the bargain, they call evil good and good evil. I can say one thing about FFXIAH. It understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount—not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that you should not ask, "Why can't FFXIAH relieve its aching sense of inadequacy without having to usher in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times?", but rather, "What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma is it going through now?". The latter question is the better one to ask because its power-hungry philosophies bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to overcome the obstacles that people like it establish.
Apparently, FFXIAH's stratagems are addlepated. They're unnecessary. They're counterproductive. Whenever I encounter them I think that FFXIAH's morally crippled, pushy litanies have caused besotted disinformation artists to descend upon us like a swarm of locusts, ransacking people's homes. After I report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding FFXIAH's vulgar practices, I know that everyone will come to the dismayed conclusion that I stated at the beginning of this discussion: There is a problem here. A very large, libidinous, homophobic problem. FFXIAH is trying very hard to plug the hole in its dike of lies so that no more truth leaks out. For proof of this fact I must point out that FFXIAH's expositions can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that the next time FFXIAH decides to contaminate clear thinking with its irascible fulminations, it should think to itself, cui bono?—who benefits?
FFXIAH occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to ascribe opinions to me that I don't even hold. FFXIAH is trying to brainwash us. It wants us to believe that it's quasi-bestial to change the minds of those who take us over the edge of the abyss of phallocentrism; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that FFXIAH swims in a sea of moral relativism, the waters of which roil with anger and resentment. Most of that anger and resentment is directed towards people like me who stand as a witness in the divine court of the Eternal Judge and proclaim that FFXIAH plants false evidence to incriminate its nemeses.
Can you believe that FFXIAH once said that it's inflexibly honest, thoroughly patriotic, and eminently solicitous to promote, in all proper ways, the public good? I have a collection of similar pearls from FFXIAH, but rather than recite them all I'll simply point out that FFXIAH labels anyone it doesn't like as "rummy". That might well be a better description of it. FFXIAH is careless with data, makes all sorts of causal interpretations of things without any real justification, has a way of combining disparate ideas that don't seem to hang together, seems to show a sort of pride in its own biases, gets into all sorts of unenlightened speculation, and then makes no effort to test out its speculations—and that's just the short list! Who among you reading these words is not moved to champion the force of goodness against the greed of voluble jackanapes? Ask yourself: Where do dirty reavers like FFXIAH come from, and what are we going to do with them? I bet you'll answer the same way that I did because we both know that whenever FFXIAH is presented with the statement that it is intentionally being dissolute, it spews out the hackneyed excuse that it is able to abrogate the natural order of effects flowing from causes. Ironically, such screwball logic is likely to convince even more people that FFXIAH demands absolute and blind obedience from its confidants. If it didn't, they might question its orders to blacklist its opponents as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. This unrelenting demand of obedience also implies that FFXIAH has been making a ham-handed effort to show that the few of us who complain regularly about its obiter dicta are simply spoiling the party. I'm guessing that most people are starting to realize that such claims are a distortion of the truth and that we desperately need to combat these lies by making an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of FFXIAH's crusades.
Some people think it's a bit extreme of me to find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts—a bit over the top, perhaps. Well, what I ought to remind such people is that as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the sorts of people FFXIAH preys upon. I am tired of hearing or reading that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by sadistic benighted-types for the purpose of population reduction. You know that that is simply not true.
FFXIAH's gofers tend to fall into the mistaken belief that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully, mainly because they live inside a FFXIAH-generated illusion world and talk only with each other. FFXIAH claims to be supportive of my plan to debate the efficacy of its impulsive, dastardly monographs. Don't trust it, though; it's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, it'll spread ruin widely through the land. Not only that, but FFXIAH has been deluding people into believing that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of solecism. Don't let it delude you, too. As a closing statement, let me emphasize that we have no choice but to fight for what is right. The time to act is now.
I'm really considering leaving FFXIAH.
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Never mind, I see you what you did now..
I only very lightly skimmed them but I'm guessing he found these somewhere and replaced the subject with Robion/FFXIAH. If so I'm curious what initially was in there >.>
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Carbuncle.Flionheart said:
I didn't read the entire thread but
dang... I like your vocabulary.
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
I'm sure he's using something like that.
I'm sure he's using something like that.
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necroing is bad and you should feel bad!
Oh Robion...sorry if I didn't take you on holidays with me!
Carbuncle.Asymptotic said: »
I'm sorry robion, i didn't want to necrobump this but i was so bored that day.. :/
Please accept my apologies
Please accept my apologies
Ragnarok.Arcalimo said: »
I'm sorry robion, i didn't want to necrobump this but i was so bored that day.. :/
Please accept my apologies
Please accept my apologies
Please just let this die
Im sorry Robion for the post above
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Robion, I haven't talked to you in a while so...yeah, sorry about that.
Bismarck.Antonious said: »
Dear Robion, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Robion." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. *** like you wouldn't believe and an *** that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Robion? I doubt it. And I'm never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'm tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Robion, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you. Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Robion ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy." Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Robion, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you. It's true, Robion. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can. If you feel the same please, please, please let me know. Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is. Love, Tony
This is *** WIN
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Narb said: »
I'm terribly sorry Robion, I promise i'll never do it again.
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[52 days between previous and next post]Sorry about last year Robion. I promise 2012 will be better.
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Sorry Robion. Looks like 2012 isn't that much better after all.
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