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 Bahamut.Yukimu
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By Bahamut.Yukimu 2011-06-23 12:14:12
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Robion,

I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you how truly sorry I am. I never treated you with the respect you deserve. You've always been there for me, always been a great friend.

I'm sorry I ruined everything. I don't expect you to forgive me for my mistakes, I just want you to know that I regret my actions with each passing day. The maybe it was the wine, maybe it was the music, but I really blame the zero lighting we had.



Sincerely,
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2011-06-23 12:50:45
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Robion,

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

~Robin Williams

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By Bismarck.Nevill 2011-06-23 13:06:00
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Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said:
Robion,

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

~Robin Williams

lol win.
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By Carbuncle.Tweeek 2011-06-23 15:52:56
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i feel like 'then who was phone' could fit here really well some how if Robion never shows up someone gogo!
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By Odin.Blazza 2011-06-23 15:54:45
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Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said:
Robion,

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

~Robin Williams

Watched that movie again a week or so ago, such a great film.
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By Sylph.Emdief 2011-06-23 16:32:04
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So who the *** is robion?
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2011-06-23 16:39:51
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Robion,

Come back. We love you.

It's okay.

~FFXIAH.com
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By Fenrir.Schutz 2011-06-23 16:43:10
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If the OP isn't having second thoughts about whether this should have just been PM'ed in the first place, I would guess at least they might be considering PMing a mod to lock the thread. ^_-
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By Kujata.Rhydia 2011-06-23 16:53:04
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Apologize to Robion?

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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2011-06-23 16:53:32
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Sylph.Emdief said:
So who the *** is robion?

Stop asking who he is and start asking for forgiveness.
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By Odin.Sawtelle 2011-06-23 17:00:08
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Robion,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do sorry more like?

Sawtelle
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By Bismarck.Antonious 2011-06-23 17:02:27
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Dear Robion,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.

Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Robion." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.

She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. *** like you wouldn't believe and an *** that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial.

What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Robion? I doubt it. And I'm never really thought of that before.

I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'm tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Robion, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Robion ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Robion, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.

And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you. It's true, Robion. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.

If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is.

Love, Tony
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By Ramuh.Yarly 2011-06-23 17:03:12
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I'm sorry Robion, I am fo real!
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2011-06-23 17:08:28
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Okay, bro. So I might have flown off the handle with that one. You're still my bro, bro. I had another box of Cocoa Krispies in the pantry, so it's all good.

I guess what I'm trying to say is... I'm sorry. Can we be bros again, bro?

Your ex-EX-bro,

Magnusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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By Sylph.Aleya 2011-06-23 17:11:44
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We're sorrrry ('-'*)

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He's not replying to emails or Facebook either. :(
 
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-06-23 17:13:33
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I don't get it.
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By Fairy.Maimed 2011-06-23 17:20:33
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Bismarck.Antonious said:
Dear Robion, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Robion." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. *** like you wouldn't believe and an *** that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Robion? I doubt it. And I'm never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'm tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Robion, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you. Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Robion ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy." Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Robion, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you. It's true, Robion. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can. If you feel the same please, please, please let me know. Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is. Love, Tony

roflmao

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By Phoenix.Novaria 2011-06-23 17:30:53
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terrible...

Hey Robion, I don't know you, and I'm sorry for that, I think we could have some good times, you know? I mean, I'm far too old for you and my kids probably wouldn't like you but, we could be good together...

<3,
Nov
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By Phoenix.Novaria 2011-06-23 17:33:21
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*I hope Robion is the type of person to find all of this funny when/if he ever sees it*
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By Odin.Venomous 2011-06-23 17:52:00
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Dear Robion,

Y u no Carr me? I miss you.

~Ven
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By Carbuncle.Ronson 2011-06-23 17:56:27
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I'm sorry robion,but MW3 sucks and battlefield 3 has,and always will be,better!
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By Bismarck.Dmaul 2011-06-23 18:28:31
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By Sylph.Liltrouble 2011-06-23 18:52:28
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I know both Robion and Lahriel and I can be almost certain that this thread didn't go in the direction that Lahriel planned it to...
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2011-06-23 18:53:20
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Sylph.Liltrouble said:
I know both Robion and Lahriel and I can be almost certain that this thread didn't go in the direction that Lahriel planned it to...

Well can you get Robion over here so we can know he got the message already?!
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By Sylph.Liltrouble 2011-06-23 18:56:19
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Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said:
Sylph.Liltrouble said:
I know both Robion and Lahriel and I can be almost certain that this thread didn't go in the direction that Lahriel planned it to...

Well can you get Robion over here so we can know he got the message already?!
I think after reading all of this, he probably needs some alone time...
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By Odin.Liela 2011-06-23 18:58:05
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Sylph.Liltrouble said:
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said:
Sylph.Liltrouble said:
I know both Robion and Lahriel and I can be almost certain that this thread didn't go in the direction that Lahriel planned it to...

Well can you get Robion over here so we can know he got the message already?!
I think after reading all of this, he probably needs some alone time...

FINE. I'll give some of his chocolate back. Just for him!
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By Cerberus.Hoofoopoopoo 2011-06-23 19:46:31
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Bismarck.Antonious said:
Dear Robion,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.

Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Robion." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.

She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. *** like you wouldn't believe and an *** that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial.

What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Robion? I doubt it. And I'm never really thought of that before.

I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'm tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Robion, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Robion ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Robion, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.

And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you. It's true, Robion. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.

If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is.

Love, Tony

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By Bahamut.Dannyl 2011-06-23 20:35:46
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Odin.Blazza said:
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said:
Robion,

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

~Robin Williams

Watched that movie again a week or so ago, such a great film.

/thumbs up
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