Ladies And Gents.
Ladies and gents.
Nonsense, he is the girl D:
I call my GF Dream Crusher.
My buddys is Life Taker.
Other buddy is ***.
Lawl
My buddys is Life Taker.
Other buddy is ***.
Lawl
Xxnumbertwoxx said:
Urial said:
what about the "search his room and cell phone while is gone to the bathroom/stalking after breakup" gland?
LOL I see you and I have had similar experiences with the opposite sex...
I think we all have because well to put it simple they are psycho haha
Haseyo said:
And the "Wishing I was thinner" gland.
No matter what size a girl is, she always wishes she was thinner.
Fact.
No matter what size a girl is, she always wishes she was thinner.
Fact.
Not ALWAYS. My girlfriend is like a size 2 or so (never really check her ***), and when we were hanging at her place two days ago, the unthinkable happened. She said "I only ate once today. I need to eat. Now. I lost weight, I weighed myself."
And automatically, I was blurted out "Here we go with the you're fat bulls...wait, what did you say?" Maybe it's because she's a tomboy that that would ever be admitted. xD
Haseyo said:
Jiko said:
Kiriyu said:
I like boobs.
Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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I liek you.
You must be an *** man.
Na, I like the boobs just as much as the next.
The *** better be a nice tight one though.
That was a weird story for some reason, kinda counter productive to the sterotyping.
Im just calling this though when someone of teh opposite sex does see this thread we are all *** hard and then the sex battle will begin....even though we are only telling the truth ha.
Eternaltriumph said:
Haseyo said:
And the "Wishing I was thinner" gland.
No matter what size a girl is, she always wishes she was thinner.
Fact.
No matter what size a girl is, she always wishes she was thinner.
Fact.
Not ALWAYS.
{lie}
Jiko said:
Kiriyu said:
I like boobs.
Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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I liek you.
Liekumore.
Urial said:
what about the "search his room and cell phone while is gone to the bathroom/stalking after breakup" gland?
Okay so I'm gonna admit, I've done that once or twice. The phone ***, not the stalking ***. Stalkingnothx.
BTW URIAL, /PUNCH
LOL see all girls do teh creepy stalk you, try to hack your myspace, search your phone, or make fake screen names to monitor your *** ***.
and on teh other note see they are psychos. Notice how she walks in makes 2 comments then punches me....crazy i tell you!
and on teh other note see they are psychos. Notice how she walks in makes 2 comments then punches me....crazy i tell you!
I think my personal, all time favorite, would be the "Wake him up in the middle of the night, crying, because of something he said like 2 days ago that was taken totally out of context or blown waaay out of proportion" gland.
Bonus points if it's triggered by the "He has to get up in like 2 hours" gland.
Bonus points if it's triggered by the "He has to get up in like 2 hours" gland.
My stereotype isn't on here ;(
Haseyo said:
Eternaltriumph said:
Haseyo said:
And the "Wishing I was thinner" gland.
No matter what size a girl is, she always wishes she was thinner.
Fact.
No matter what size a girl is, she always wishes she was thinner.
Fact.
Not ALWAYS.
{lie}
Does it help if I say she nags more than unholy ***? D:
Gooby said:
My stereotype isn't on here ;(
Wut b dat? ;o
Kiriyu said:
Jiko said:
Kiriyu said:
I like boobs.
Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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I liek you.
Liekumore.
Tee hee. /blush
Jiko said:
Haseyo said:
Jiko said:
Kiriyu said:
I like boobs.
Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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I liek you.
You must be an *** man.
Na, I like the boobs just as much as the next.
The *** better be a nice tight one though.
I was being super evil, implying that K was an ***.
But, that works too I guess.
Xxnumbertwoxx said:
I think my personal, all time favorite, would be the "Wake him up in the middle of the night, crying, because of something he said like 2 days ago that was taken totally out of context or blown waaay out of proportion" gland.
Bonus points if it's triggered by the "He has to get up in like 2 hours" gland.
Bonus points if it's triggered by the "He has to get up in like 2 hours" gland.
iknowrite? you could be getting up at 5am for a job interview and she will wake you up and be like "so what did you mean you hope i dont end up like my mother" ..."well what i mean is your mom is a fat *** -.-"
I'm an ***?!
Haseyo where da looove at? ;_; </3
Haseyo where da looove at? ;_; </3
Haseyo said:
Jiko said:
Haseyo said:
Jiko said:
Kiriyu said:
I like boobs.
Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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Face too of course. But boobs are awesome.
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I liek you.
You must be an *** man.
Na, I like the boobs just as much as the next.
The *** better be a nice tight one though.
I was being super evil, implying that K was an ***.
But, that works too I guess.
Oh! I see what you did there...
Kiriyu said:
I'm an ***?!
Haseyo where da looove at? ;_; </3
Haseyo where da looove at? ;_; </3
Lurve foar u! ♥
Kiriyu said:
I'm an ***?!
Haseyo where da looove at? ;_; </3
Haseyo where da looove at? ;_; </3
I gib lots of love in the form of experience points D:
Wait... You were saying she is an ***? Or that she 'has' a nice ***? b/c I don't think we've seen pics of that... O.oa Not that I want to or anything... Ya know... I'm taken after all...
Tbest said:
O.oa Not that I want to or anything... Ya know... I'm taken after all...
LOL you sure your not just saying thats o you don get beat?
Tbest said:
Wait... You were saying she is an ***? Or that she 'has' a nice ***? b/c I don't think we've seen pics of that... O.oa Not that I want to or anything... Ya know... I'm taken after all...
/raises hand.
I do.
Everyone has different wants =o
You never know when they might be watching... <.< >.>
Tbest said:
Wait... You were saying she is an ***? Or that she 'has' a nice ***? b/c I don't think we've seen pics of that...
All about da space.
Urial said:
iknowrite? you could be getting up at 5am for a job interview and she will wake you up and be like "so what did you mean you hope i dont end up like my mother" ..."well what i mean is your mom is a fat *** -.-"
Story time: Watched some anime once with my ex and a couple of her girl friends. One of the friends says "Wow, *insert random female anime character here* has a nice ***." Ignoring the alarm bells furiously clanging through my head, I say "yeah, nobody has an *** like an anime character" Everyone, including my ex, lols...
Cut to 2 days later, 4 AM: "You think I have an ugly ***, don't you! Why don't you just tell me what you really think of me!! I'm fat and ugly!!!"
Guess that illustrates well why she's my ex...
{Death}{Can I have it?}
Tbest said:
You never know when they might be watching... <.< >.>
Lol you see we all have the same wants we just dont always express them openly lol. Like he may want to see....but he also wants to wake up in the morning sooo...lol
Haseyo said:
Tbest said:
Wait... You were saying she is an ***? Or that she 'has' a nice ***? b/c I don't think we've seen pics of that...
All about da space.
Kiriyu said:
Haseyo said:
Tbest said:
Wait... You were saying she is an ***? Or that she 'has' a nice ***? b/c I don't think we've seen pics of that...
All about da space.
/retracts his friends request.
D:
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