Okay well mine are/were (only use one at a time, change every few months)
I intentionally pick loud ***, phone pretty much stays in my room while I'm out running around the house cooking or whatever.
Not to mention I need to make sure I don't miss that call with that friend that calls at ungodly hours when you're sleeping like "Hey, what's up?" then they can tell from your voice you were sleeping and they're like "Did I wake you up? ***I'm sorry I'll let you go then"
I always wanna go on a Stewie Griffin rant and be like .. "No, no no.. You woke me up, I'm up, don't go *** hanging up now."