Books. Who reads these anyway? Seriously. You see a library, I see a grave for all of my tree-friends.
CDs. So they're shiny and have pictures on them. Meanwhile, I can store an entire music store on my hard drive. Get with it, music industry.
Games. Our minds should be enough. Screw your attractive programming and 2 or 3d characters . Oh, and you 1d characters? FU. The 4d characters are trying too hard, I hate them too.
Anime. You're a cartoon. Why did you need a new name for yourself? DEATHnote? Get a gun and be a man, stop writing names in a book! Become a politician and learn the joys of mass murder via social-political means!
Movies: Its as bad as eating chocolate Ice Cream. Why would I pay 10 dollars for you no matter how good you are? If more people asked for their money back, would we get it?
Sugar. What have you done for me lately! Wait, thats not media.
edit: And yes this is joke.

