I Dont Even

what the ***

2 thoughts come to mind..

1. It's Lolserj
2. He's out of breath from masturbating I bet.

I don't either.

his dad caught him LOL

luuuuuuuucario TEEHEE

Furries are zoophiles who like to masturbate to pornography/hentai of anthropomorphic animals. BTW, the word "anthropomorphic" =/= "%50 human + %50 animal" retard. The majority of the Internet hates them because they won't stay in FChan and Fur Affinity, and continue to annoy everyone with their persecution complex and disgusting fetishes. They are pushy, obnoxious, gullible, insecure, and completely incapable of understanding how stupid the concept of their fandom is. As such, they'll take offense to the claims of it being a sexual fetish, as if without the sexual aspect, being obsessed with cartoon animals would be perfectly fine.

Normal people tend to keep their fetishes and developmental oddities to themselves. Furries, on the other hand, believe their fetish is a lifestyle and must announce it to everybody on the Internet through their icon or sig. Society might actually hate furfags less if they didn't wish to justify their perversions so strongly that they bring their fursuits and molested dogs into every normal place they can find, and proceed to spew their crap. Every pervert must first accept that they are *** up and either roll with it or an hero. Furries refuse to do either one, thus making them easy targets for trolls and lulz.

Some furfags claim that they have no sexual interest in animals whatsoever, and simply enjoy walking around their house in a *** dog suit. This is total horseshit. All furfags are drawn to sexual perversity, regardless of their species. Furfags only say this kind of thing when threatened with death or when they are trying to "surprise yiff" someone new. Just to be on the safe side, if a furfag ever tells you they're celibate, you should make honest freaks out them and castrate them to ensure their celibacy.

Why did I just watch that? WHY!?

I honest to god don't know why you did.

:(

ROFLMAO!!!

So.. I just watched 2 minutes of it.. and I was paralyzed with fear the entire *** time.. Of course, Aly is just laughing at me as I cry for it to stop. >.<

i stopped after he giggled

I literally froze.. I couldn't move D:

I wasn't laughing at you (though your expression did add to it.) XD

While not one myself, I agree with the image posted above. One can condone certain, far more disturbing sexual ventures and not this one? Sort of a hypocritical paradox rolling around, though mostly trolling. Sure when it gets so severe that they're walking around in suits 24/7 it becomes a cause for concern but if it's within the bounds of reality it's the same as any other fetish or activity. Half of the stuff that comes out of Japan can be categorized in the same vein, and I know for certain that half of the people in this thread can get their jollies off of that sort of stimulus. So yeah, don't knock on people just because they find something that you don't enjoyable, especially when you yourself might have your own little skeletons hiding somewhere.

>.>

I hate furries because they try to make out their fetish is a lifestyle choice like being gay or bi.

It's HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE.

ima buy a bunny costume and head to your house

I disagree.
I honestly think it's the exact same thing really.
My previous response to this in spoilers:

I don't claim my granny porn fetish is a lifestyle choice, and wear granny porn outfits to walk around public areas.

I don't mind conservative furries, I don't like furries who wear a fursuit in public and act offended when people say it's weird as hell.

what about people who want to have sex with actual animals?

I disagree whole heartedly on that matter then.

flion furrys cant be the weirdest thing you've seen

I did the typical Vinvv edit if you care to look :P

How about people that go around in their ridiculous Naruto and Final Fantasy costumes?

At a convention it's as ok as a fursuit at a convention.

Outside, not so much.

If it involves a hot chick in skimpy clothing, I'm all for it, otherwise keep that ***at home..

I knew a guy who said he wanted to *** his wyvern, then said Vrtra was sexy after he .dat modded it into his moogle. Good ol' Pandemonium.

Where do we go from here?