The True Purpose Of F.F.X.I.: Uncovering The Lies

The true purpose of F.F.X.I., an entertainment medium designed to engage the player in a fictional fantasy world of magic and spectacles, of dragons and beasts of other planes and of epic battles between players for glory and honor. This is what Square Enix would have you believe, this is what the United States Government would also have you believe. However I have uncovered the truth behind Square Enix and the trickery behind their motives.

F.F.X.I., what do the letters in this stand for? Secret government documents smuggled out of the Pentagon by my secret source dissect the meaning of F.F.X.I. and the purpose it serves in the open market. The first "F" in F.F.X.I. stands for fried, the Webster definition for fried is as follows; fried (adj) - to be intoxicated or high. This is clearly a beginning to a devious acronym. The second "F" in F.F.X.I. stands for failure, the Webster definition for failure is as follows; failure (n) - a lack of success. Clearly, we're getting deeper into the conspiracy afoot surrounding F.F.X.I., Square Enix, and the United States Government. Continuing down this slippery slope that not only Square Enix would do ANYTHING to silence me on, but I am also fearing for my life by risking everything to let you, the public, the consumer, and the last generation of humans to ever walk the planet in on: the "X" in F.F.X.I. is so obvious that I probably don't even need to clarify on it's meaning, however, I will as I am a knight of true justice. The "X" stands for Xanax, yes that's right, Xanax. And finally, "I", the worst part of F.F.X.I., the I stands for illness. Illness of no minor sort, however: worldwide pestilence. Some think that polio is harmless now, but this is inaccurate: it's merely been teleported off of the world for the time being.

You may be asking yourself right now, Fried Failure Xanax Illness? This is a clear symbol of the destruction and death to come within the next two years. Illness in this acronym stands for the hidden aspect of the shadow governments true goals. F.F.X.I. has been designed from the ground up as a distraction for the population while the "government" continues to erect the foundation behind it's master plan. If you follow the news, you too would realize for the first time during human existence on planet Earth, the poles are changing. The issue here is that the earth is protected from the suns harmful rays by a magnetosphere caused by the poles. The Earth's ability to protect us from these rays is completely dependent on the existing protective barrier surrounding the Earth. The problem with this is the poles are changing, so the magnetosphere will be completely vanishing when this occurs. This is projected to occur sometime between March first, and December twenty first. The government has known of this for many years, and as of recently has been planning on protecting those, and only those, deemed worthy by the shadow government which maintains behind the scenes control on anything and everything that all world powers decide. When the mass population gains knowledge of the events to come, and the shadow governments hold on the knowledge and plans for the future of humanity, there will be riots in the streets of L.A., and many other major cities around the world. Retaliation and disorder will undoubtedly pour out into the streets and the government will cease to exist. This is why the Fried Failure Xanax Illness was set into order. The shadow government has been secretly planning a response to the retaliation, by use of intelligence gathering, and has been using the intelligence gathered to fund and develop mega FEMA camps with the help of ACORN. These camps will start showing up a few months before the public is made aware of it's impending doom, however they will not be obvious, they will appear as standard apartment complexes, and malls, and even sports stadiums. These locations are where the majority of the population will be forced into in order to preserve the in tact return of Polio which has been highly modified off planet, on the edge of the shadow of the dark side of the moon, just outside of an existing empire. On the eve of destruction of Planet Earth, polio will appear once again off the coast of California, in the San Francisco Bay just outside of Oakland. Here those deemed worthy will be infected with the changed polio and teleport off planet, most likely to the outskirts of the Andromeda Galaxy, where they will begin exploring for a civilized world to plead for asylum.

If that is not enough for you, let's play with some basic numbers. If every letter in the alphabet is represented by a number, in order from a-z 1-26 then you will soon see the numerical representation of F.F.X.I.:

F: 6
F: 6
X: 24
I: 9

Now, these are simple numbers at first glance right? Hardly. If you simply add all the numbers of the numerical representation of the word F.F.X.I. together you will realize you have come to the sum of 45. Forty Five, standing for In Coptic Orthodox Christianity, Mark the Evangelist becomes the first Pope of Alexandria, thus establishing the Christian Church in Africa. Forty Five years after the assassination of JFK it was the year 2008, only four years before the end of the world.

What to do with the knowledge I have provided you with here? Good question. Now that you are informed, you can be aware of the shadow government's real objective and the upcoming end of human existence on earth as we know it. We need to let Square Enix know enough is enough, we will not buy into the shadow government's lies and deceit. We will not stand idle while loved ones, and friends, and life as we know it, are erased from the text of history. We will band together and defend ourselves DEMAND nerfs for way op MNK, cuz seriously, wtf SE? I got hit for nearly all of my hp the other day.

TL;DR Square ENix = New Galactic Order, F.F.X.I. = End of life as we know it, and Tupac is still alive

The Most Thought Out Troll Scheme Ever, Congratz.

..... haha, amazing:P

Is that you Jesse Ventura?

Lulz.

What are you on, and where can I get it?

I'm high on pony dust. You can't have any, because it's all mine. So gtfo.

lol

It's so accurate it's scary!
WE'R ALL GONNA DIE!

HAT

BUY ONE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

You'll thank me later.

I'm glad some of you understand the gravity of the situation.

Just made one of those fancy hats you linked to, thanks! I feel pretty safe now.

I used cling wrap

(o_o)

/x/ is that way >

wait... where am i?

This is the most epic thing I have read in a while, lol.

Geezus!

This is pure win.

You're not helping my addiction ffffffffff

:D I have so many pony memes it's not even funny. I need to go search 4chan again now for more. D:<

Unfortunately they will not help us.

I've just received word that, like Polio, the Titanic was teleported off world to be augmented for fell purposes. The entire top of the Titanic including decks, smoke stacks, and observation deck have been surrounded in air tight domes, and coal engines replaced with high powered matter displacement generators, in order to allow for space travel. On the eve of destruction of Planet Earth, the Titanic will appear once again off the California, in the San Francisco Bay just outside of Oakland (same place as polio). Here those that were infected will board the Titanic for the means with which to teleport off planet. If this is true, we're all in trouble. She really was unsinkable.

Hopefully we find the pony planet when we go out looking for asylum. That way we'd be granted eternal life and free apples for all of time.

I'm ok with this. D:

I must now go and prepare for these events, and maybe sleep so that I am ready to combat the lizard people and NWO strike forces when they show up. I bid you, the people, to heed my warnings, or suffer as I have suffered.

/panic

this thread just made my day XD and that last picture makes me wanna watch princess mononoke... at 4 in the morning... x.x

The Deer God will save us all.