Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

Ohey, I got my package today :D

Ohey, I got my package today :D

You became a man? :) yay

LOL Narshe, what ya get Cat? Technology Demon exorcism kit?

Lillica likes you more ; ; /runsawaycrying

Lillica likes you more ; ; /runsawaycrying

hey waitaminiute.. I sent you 2 games before too.. You have a monopoly going on D:< You sell them back for $9 bucks don't you!

It's ok, you can come and play with me anytime.

Hey slip, I backread before a bit about you making tamales, how'd they come out?

I thought you said he can't touch it.

They were good <.< I coulda sat there eating one after another but it was already almost 3 by the time I was done and I needed to get to bed.

Sengoku Basara weirds me out, especially with what they did with Magoichi.

Basara?

Can't link from Z Chan bro.

The Issue

A violent and rather messy stampede of Pikachus during a parade in your honour has brought widespread media attention to the shortage of blood, plasma and platelet donors in Skulloneix.

The Dictatorship of RandomThoughts is a small, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 23 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 57%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.

All guns must be registered, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. RandomThoughts's national animal is the Thoughts, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Random.

RandomThoughts is ranked 18th in Awesomesauce Landia and 84,608th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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