Carbuncle.Skulloneix said:
»Bismarck.Dreadnot said:
»I don't drink much,(if any at all) so I can be DD and Zah can get smashed.
Neither do I, but I'm horrible with directions. Plus, it's annoying when you have like five drunk people arguing about which streets to take before I'm suddenly directed to a 24 hour burrito joint.
But those are some of the best times to go Mag. And of course best memories....if you can remember...
This is true. I everything I said in there has happened to me before. I was in LA for like the first time ever, and my job was to get 5 drunk people home. So every two seconds it was, "Magnus! Turn at the next road! Wait, why are you passing this street?"
"You said the next road!"
"No, Magnus. You're stupid. Turn here!"
"At the street you told me not to go down?"
"No, I told you to go down this street!"
Then we passed a burrito shop, and suddenly everyone was gung-ho for some burritos. I'll admit, it was fun looking back at it. But at the time, I was pissed, sober and tired and just wanted some sleep. lol
Be warned Magnus, I come up with off the wall literature analysis when drunk....very off teh wall.
"Mag, I'm telling you! In Wuthering Heights, that dash meant that he was masturbating!"
Nah, I'm not a poet for Christ sake...
Lies! I've seen you pontificate!