If it's seriously from George Lopez, it's probably not from George Lopez.. He most likely stole it from some other comedian. He's the biggest thief in the industry.. Followed closely by Dane Cook.
That burning is simply memories of how and how not to do something being hard written into their little tiny minds.
Let them burn their eyes..
Next, tile your floor, so when there's water all over the place and they get out and bust their ***, they remember why it's not a good idea to leave water all over the place.
Oh I make 'em do it anyway, still irritates me though lol
Also, our floor IS tile, marble tile actually and yeah for some reason the only person that busts their *** when walking on it with water on it is ME...I think the kids pretend it's an ince skating rink ro something cause I hear them laughing like crazy when bath time is over in one or the other is in the bathroom getting dressed...seems awfully odd that getting dressed would bring on a fit of the giggles! lol
Okay well then sneak in there and rub butter all over the floor!
That's probably going a bit too far, but it's a hilarious mental image all the same. Google image "god damnit shower" if you're having a problem developing your own mental image D:
lol my parents would be *** and be like WELL NOW YOU KNOW HAHA :P and i did lol id always get hurt when doing what they said not to :O
Tried to find the one from Norman Rockwell is Bleeding, but this will do.
lol I remember this episode, it was great.
And yeah, Both my husband and I are kind of like that..."oh the kids are jumping on the bed? well, ok, let's see what happens"
BOOM CRASH SPLAT "WWWAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Walk into bedroom and make sure no one is bleeding, if no blood, calmy sit kids down, use magical mommy kisses and say "guess you know better now huh?"
If there's blood, calmly *** the situation...need stitches? or can it be butterflied at home?
if needs stitches, tell husband to shut up and stop looking before he makes himself sick, put a towel to the kids head and take 'em to the ER and use magical mommy kisses to make it all better when the stitches are done.
if the wound can be butterflied at home, tell the husband to shut up and stop looking before he makes himself sick, take kid in bathroom and bust out the first aid kit, proceed with butterfly stitch bandaging along with some magical mommy kisses.
Then after stitching/butterflying is done say to the kid "guess you know better now huh?" Give one or two more magical mommy kisses, just to be sure they get all the magic they need.
Okay well then sneak in there and rub butter all over the floor!
That's probably going a bit too far, but it's a hilarious mental image all the same. Google image "god damnit shower" if you're having a problem developing your own mental image D:
Personally I like an order of fried chicken leg/thigh + fish lol.
Side note: sorry if I makes you hngry :x
I can't make a real vote here because the only fried chicken I like are my personal recipe fried chicken strips and I don't like fried fish...will eat you out of house and home on sushi though...yum!
Chicken, fried fish is so easy to screw up.. Chicken is pretty easy to screw up too, but if you know what you're doing it works fine, even if you know what you're doing fried fish likes to screw up <_<.. I hate frying fish, I like the way it tastes, but it's always so damned iffy.. I prefer other methods when it comes to fish.. I'm particularly fond of grilled lemon pepper (real lemon pepper, not that crap you buy as a seasoning) fish.
Although that really goes back to what kinda fish.. Frying a thin filet is much easier than catfish.. You can try and cut up catfish into uniform pieces, but it never works, one side always likes to cook way faster than the other side, and you get uneven cooking.
Flight leaves in 8 hours, I have had zero sleep, need to grab my only source of money in 5 and a half hours, also I broke my phone in a fit of rage over the stupidity of Ross.
Flight leaves in 8 hours, I have had zero sleep, need to grab my only source of money in 5 and a half hours, also I broke my phone in a fit of rage over the stupidity of Ross. /sigh not having a good night.
Flight leaves in 8 hours, I have had zero sleep, need to grab my only source of money in 5 and a half hours, also I broke my phone in a fit of rage over the stupidity of Ross. /sigh not having a good night.
Ross? What is or who is Ross?
The cheap clothing store.
*** totally forgot to take off that gigantic metallic security device off my shoes, and I didn't notice until 20 minutes before they close, and those things are impossible to remove without destroying your article of clothing. So I call them up to see if they were still open, and the *** hung up on me, and I totally cracked my screen to my phone in a moment of heated anger.
Managed to catch them moments before closing and get that stupid thing removed, but none of this woulda happened if someone was competent at their job. /sigh
Flight leaves in 8 hours, I have had zero sleep, need to grab my only source of money in 5 and a half hours, also I broke my phone in a fit of rage over the stupidity of Ross. /sigh not having a good night.
Ross? What is or who is Ross?
The cheap clothing store. *** totally forgot to take off that gigantic metallic security device off my shoes, and I didn't notice until 20 minutes before they close, and those things are impossible to remove without destroying your article of clothing. So I call them up to see if they were still open, and the *** hung up on me, and I totally cracked my screen to my phone in a moment of heated anger. Managed to catch them moments before closing and get that stupid thing removed, but none of this woulda happened if someone was competent at their job. /sigh
So yeah, I'm without my SNES, GPS, contacts, camera, video recorder and SMS now thanks to my fit of rage over someone's utter stupidity.
Luckily I have insurance, but now I'm *** for my trip /sigh
So yeah, I'm without my SNES, GPS, contacts, camera, video recorder and SMS now thanks to my fit of rage over someone's utter stupidity. Luckily I have insurance, but now I'm *** for my trip /sigh
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.