Once upon time.... I was driving threw St. Louis when I saw a sign that said Red Burrito "that’s interesting", I said to myself out loud for no particular reason. Perhaps I would enjoy a red burrito, it is about lunch time. The next sign on the side of the building sealed the deal, and my fate. It read “Mexican Fresh” I’m not sure what the sign was alluding to, I can however assure you that it was not a reference to their food.
I got the one pound chicken burrito and helped myself to the complimentary salsa bar that looked like it had been out in the heat a little too long. The beans looked like they had just scrapped the film off the top (or bottom) of the pan, the chicken was perhaps taken from an elderly pigeon apparently suffering from some horrible illness. The rice was so dry it absorbed all the moisture that may have at one time been in the burrito. The sour cream looked a little “off white” which is never a good sign. But like every good boy, I cleaned my plate.
And then I almost barfed several times, first in the restroom immediately after eating. Hindsight being twenty-twenty I should have done so and left the cleanup to the employees but no, I held on almost loosing it again in the lobby and again in the parking lot as I struggled to get back to my car.
For three days I was haunted by my red burritto it plagued me with hellish nightmares by night, in one a large bird throwing up baby birds and in another, rats and mice were crawling around in my mouth. And aching stomach pain tortured me by day. I yearned to be free of the grasp of the red burritto but alas, it would not loosen its grip.
Then it let go, all at once, like something out of the exorcist. I swear I could hear the Red Burrito employees laughter as everything I had collected the past seventy two hours and all my dignity roared out of me.
So if you ever find yourself near St. Louis, you are going to want to steer clear of the Red Burrito fast food chain, unless of course you’re the kind of person that enjoys the horror, the hallucinations and the explosive diarrhea that accompanies any good bout of food poisoning. Many of my stories seem to end this way, for some weird reason I never seem to learn my lesson. I wonder what kind of food they have at the Lion’s Choice?
should've called the health inspector, could've possibly gotten the last laugh.
also i'm feeling better now, but it could just be the pepto masking it
Speaking of games, I need a new cheap game to play. You guys should help me pick. Only rules are it has to be for xbox, it has to be cheap, it can't be arcade download stuff, and it has to be something I can play/complete without strangling someone out of pure frustration. :3
Edit: And no Call of Duty or Halo or Battlefield or <insert fanboy fps here> :3
Speaking of games, I need a new cheap game to play. You guys should help me pick. Only rules are it has to be for xbox, it has to be cheap, it can't be arcade download stuff, and it has to be something I can play/complete without strangling someone out of pure frustration. :3 Edit: And no Call of Duty or Halo or Battlefield or <insert fanboy fps here> :3
Speaking of games, I need a new cheap game to play. You guys should help me pick. Only rules are it has to be for xbox, it has to be cheap, it can't be arcade download stuff, and it has to be something I can play/complete without strangling someone out of pure frustration. :3
Edit: And no Call of Duty or Halo or Battlefield or <insert fanboy fps here> :3
Any one else find it disturbing when someone else starts up a conversation in the bathroom?
Depends on the person and what stage of the bathroom.
-Someone I know and it's ok at the urinal if a buffer zone and at the hand wash
-Someone I know but this is the first time I've seen them in forever at the hand wash only
-Random person only at the had wash
-Random person who seems like a creep not cool at all
-Conversation from within the stall is never acceptable
Speaking of games, I need a new cheap game to play. You guys should help me pick. Only rules are it has to be for xbox, it has to be cheap, it can't be arcade download stuff, and it has to be something I can play/complete without strangling someone out of pure frustration. :3
Edit: And no Call of Duty or Halo or Battlefield or <insert fanboy fps here> :3
lol this reminds me of this one time my freshman year... One of our friends comes out of the bathroom and is all like... well I thought Rob was in the stall next to me so I reached over and stole his hat... but when I got his hat off I saw that it wasn't Rob... laughed so hard lol...
Any one else find it disturbing when someone else starts up a conversation in the bathroom?
Never had it happen before.. I rarely use public bathrooms, and when I do, the only time I use them when there's more than 1 other person in there is when I'm drunk or otherwise too *** up to care about what other people are doing.. That also applies to using urinals vs stall.. The only time I will use a urinal is when I'm just too drunk to care.
Ever since I was little there was always something a bit weird about standing next to another man with our *** out, regardless of what we're doing with them, it's still weird and awkward to me.
Speaking of games, I need a new cheap game to play. You guys should help me pick. Only rules are it has to be for xbox, it has to be cheap, it can't be arcade download stuff, and it has to be something I can play/complete without strangling someone out of pure frustration. :3
Edit: And no Call of Duty or Halo or Battlefield or <insert fanboy fps here> :3
pick a different console or PC then.
Considering there are a number of great xbox only games and ps3 actually has more shooters, I'mma stick with the xbox. Also I don't mind the games or the people who enjoy them, I mind fanboys. I have actually had someone tell me to pick up CoD because it was CoD and therefore awesome. All credibility they had was gone from that point on.
Speaking of games, I need a new cheap game to play. You guys should help me pick. Only rules are it has to be for xbox, it has to be cheap, it can't be arcade download stuff, and it has to be something I can play/complete without strangling someone out of pure frustration. :3
Edit: And no Call of Duty or Halo or Battlefield or <insert fanboy fps here> :3
pick a different console or PC then.
Considering there are a number of great xbox only games and ps3 actually has more shooters, I'mma stick with the xbox. Also I don't mind the games or the people who enjoy them, I mind fanboys. I have actually had someone tell me to pick up CoD because it was CoD and therefore awesome. All credibility they had was gone from that point on.
My only problem with the Xbox only games is history has shown that they make their way onto PC after a little while... I can't think of any Xbox game's I've ever been interested in playing that didn't get a pc releace or avaible from the get go so theres just never been enough there to justify me getting one.
i follow the men's room etiquette unless i want to get an std, but it's so funny because, at least in the case of urinals, guys are pretty homophobic deep down. they may not be gay bashers and support lgbt, but things get pretty awkward between straight guys and gay guys unless they're really comfortable with themselves and/or truely don't give a ***.
Speaking of games, I need a new cheap game to play. You guys should help me pick. Only rules are it has to be for xbox, it has to be cheap, it can't be arcade download stuff, and it has to be something I can play/complete without strangling someone out of pure frustration. :3
Edit: And no Call of Duty or Halo or Battlefield or <insert fanboy fps here> :3
pick a different console or PC then.
Considering there are a number of great xbox only games and ps3 actually has more shooters, I'mma stick with the xbox. Also I don't mind the games or the people who enjoy them, I mind fanboys. I have actually had someone tell me to pick up CoD because it was CoD and therefore awesome. All credibility they had was gone from that point on.
I'd get used to stuff like that =/ I have people give me weird looks when I tell them I hate CoD.. They never really offer a reason to like CoD other than "It's CoD, what's not to like?!"..
My only problem with the Xbox only games is history has shown that they make their way onto PC after a little while... I can't think of any Xbox game's I've ever been interested in playing that didn't get a pc releace or avaible from the get go so theres just never been enough there to justify me getting one.
Fable 2.. One I want to play just because I've played 1 and 3 on PC.
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
Which one is hooked up to the plumbing? You've just eaten Niko's Red Burrito. The game has begun.
