Asura.Abriannah said:
Asura.Vyre said:
Asura.Chuuuuu said:
forever asexual and alone :P
Dairy Queen @ 9?!
Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?
Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
Sex talk boring moar DQ9, MOAR!
Dairy Queen @ 9?!
Maplestory is pretty damn awesome, I can't blame him tbh.
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Lights on, big bed, blankets ONLY!
Lights on, big bed, blankets ONLY!
Yea looking into the eyes would be kinda creepy reminds of the scene in forgetting sarah marshall where the girl saying hi over and over while they're getting busy.
Lakshmi.Mabrook said:
Asura.Alymorel said:
Aw man! You guys think you had it bad! You all get to hear about Maple Story Guy!
So, I had a bf, but things weren't going so well. We decided to finally sleep with each other one night. So, first, of course, a bit of foreplay, not nearly enough, but eh. As we continue, we're finally naked and about to go at it. Right before he gets it in, BAM! he finishes. I'm sitting there, stunned. That's not even the worst part! Next thing I know, he stands up, wipes himself off, goes into the other room without a word, and starts playing Maple Story. My jaw dropped. I got up and left without a word as well.
Needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. >.>
So, I had a bf, but things weren't going so well. We decided to finally sleep with each other one night. So, first, of course, a bit of foreplay, not nearly enough, but eh. As we continue, we're finally naked and about to go at it. Right before he gets it in, BAM! he finishes. I'm sitting there, stunned. That's not even the worst part! Next thing I know, he stands up, wipes himself off, goes into the other room without a word, and starts playing Maple Story. My jaw dropped. I got up and left without a word as well.
Needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. >.>
Asura.Bartimaeus said:
Leviathan.Novax said:
Asura.Bartimaeus said:
zahrah said:
I like looking at guy straight in the eyes during the whole ordeal. :)
You big creep.
Lights off, tshirts on. Best sex of your LIFE.
Lights off, Tshirt Turbans on. Best sex ever!
What is that? Some sorta Al qaida kama sutra?
[I'm jk don't ban me]
You both have a bomb strapped on with a loose wire. It adds excitement.
Blankets just get in the way, unless you're using one as a cape while supermaning....
Asura.Bartimaeus said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
Asura.Bartimaeus said:
Leviathan.Novax said:
Asura.Bartimaeus said:
zahrah said:
I like looking at guy straight in the eyes during the whole ordeal. :)
You big creep.
Lights off, tshirts on. Best sex of your LIFE.
Lights off, Tshirt Turbans on. Best sex ever!
What is that? Some sorta Al qaida kama sutra?
[I'm jk don't ban me]
You both have a bomb strapped on with a loose wire. It adds excitement.
Incoming cheesy line:
Baby baby you better defuse me I'm about to EXPLODE
And then you realise he wasn't being sleazy and is literally about to explode
Diabolos.Neclord said:
Yea looking into the eyes would be kinda creepy reminds of the scene in forgetting sarah marshall where the girl saying hi over and over while they're getting busy.
/Creepergrin
Hiii... :3333
Asura.Alymorel said:
Aw man! You guys think you had it bad! You all get to hear about Maple Story Guy!
So, I had a bf, but things weren't going so well. We decided to finally sleep with each other one night. So, first, of course, a bit of foreplay, not nearly enough, but eh. As we continue, we're finally naked and about to go at it. Right before he gets it in, BAM! he finishes. I'm sitting there, stunned. That's not even the worst part! Next thing I know, he stands up, wipes himself off, goes into the other room without a word, and starts playing Maple Story. My jaw dropped. I got up and left without a word as well.
Needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. >.>
So, I had a bf, but things weren't going so well. We decided to finally sleep with each other one night. So, first, of course, a bit of foreplay, not nearly enough, but eh. As we continue, we're finally naked and about to go at it. Right before he gets it in, BAM! he finishes. I'm sitting there, stunned. That's not even the worst part! Next thing I know, he stands up, wipes himself off, goes into the other room without a word, and starts playing Maple Story. My jaw dropped. I got up and left without a word as well.
Needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. >.>
I told you during Monopoly and I'll tell you again. That's an automatic slap to the face (not the playful kind either), and a GTFO of my house!
Asura.Abriannah said:
I'm sorry Aly. Needless to say you deserve someone helluva lot better than that.
^^^This^^^
Oh and I wish I was a Galka sometimes so I could just reproduce with mountains. Sex talk makes me uncomfortable, but then I am British.
Lights off, under blankets and crying the entire time.
Lights off, under blankets and crying the entire time.
Mabrook keep it classy san diego!
2 hour sex? lol i got used to 10 mins max
Lakshmi.Mabrook said:
I've never nutted twice (or wanted to), lol; the wife on the other hand... 3-5 times a must >_>;
Also, I only have sex like once a good while; it's good for your health tho :x
Also, I only have sex like once a good while; it's good for your health tho :x
..What does that mean? Nutted...
Do I want to know?!
Shiva.Flionheart said:
Oh and I wish I was a Galka sometimes so I could just reproduce with mountains.
Freaking Galkas..
Both girls and guys piss me off for different reasons so mountains are my only option.
Shiva.Flionheart said:
Oh and I wish I was a Galka sometimes so I could just reproduce with mountains. Sex talk makes me uncomfortable, but then I am British.
Lights off, under blankets and crying the entire time.
Lights off, under blankets and crying the entire time.
LOL!
Any, way WTH? People don't like watching their partner get off? I'm not talking about just Plain Jane missionary! You can do it from many positions!
:B
Sums up the current topic.
Sums up the current topic.
Asura.Bartimaeus said:
Asura.Chuuuuu said:
2 hour sex? lol i got used to 10 mins max
Which is like.. nothing to a woman. There's almost no way outside of the best vibrator you've ever owned to get anywhere in 10 minutes. XD
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