It involves my gay friend who has also been known to cross dress, and he also happens to think this friend of my wife's is hot.. This friend of my wife's is a total dog and goes apeshit over the idea of touching a woman anywhere..
Anyways, wife gives friend a dress to wear, not sure where the wig came from, and puts some make up on him.. This was all in preparation for a prank on the friend of my wife.. Who I just loved torturing.. He's this total oblivious idiot that thinks he's hot ***, think Snow in FFXIII but completely stupid..
Anyways, we call him up and tell him that there's a single lady over here for him and maybe they could hit things off.. Dude comes over, and brings a friend (which was a complete bonus) my rooms dark as hell and the friend who's dressed up as a lady is in the corner of the room (corner of my bed, but it was in a corner) and wife's friend is just sitting there chatting him up, for like half an hour.. Getting to 'know her'.. Wife's friend is really starting to get interested..
He can't see too well, my room was always kinda dark, I never have liked hard light, so it's not easy to really tell... The 'girl' is being mostly shy and quiet, so the only obvious clues are blurred by the lack of light..
At some point it just becomes too much, and me, my wife or 'the lady' finally just start laughing.. And I turn on the lights.. He finds out what he's been coming onto strong for the past half hour, and his friend turns a very beet red (which isn't easy, this dude is extremely tan, almost mexican) and stars laughing his *** off..
I miss having that dude around.. I would always *** with him, prank him, but he could never get me back.. I once got him to roll up and smoke oregano because he thought it was weed, then not even 2 days later he brought something over here pre-rolled and I knew instantly it wasn't weed..
He was always trying to one-up me, but I still have the best one-up of all time.. Which I shall save for another time (if it ever comes up again.)
btw did you ever record your voice like you were going to?
Yes.. I even posted videos of my family <_< To show my wife, son, and me in a drunken state (because my wife argued that I was enunciating and didn't sound 'like I usually do'.
I always wanted long hair, but I have very thick dog fur.. Not like Shi tzu's hair, but like you find on Malamutes.. My hair doesn't grow long, it grows out
Once my hair grows about 3/4 inch long, it gets a #2 guard on a hair trimmer..
Lucky you, pretty much exactly the type of hair I always wanted.. What the hell do you do with dog fur? I didn't figure that one out til I was 18..
Even off the top, fade the sides and use lots of hair glue and spike that ***up.. Wife loves my spiked hair, but there's no one to cut it for me anymore.. I used to cut my brother's hair and he used to cut mine..
Also, did you punch walls? Back of your hands look kinda like mine after I lost my temper <_<
Jesus...>_> I wake up to my skype group playing a dating sim with crippled girls in it. ( . .)/ I just want to hang out with normal people. Is that so wrong? D:
Jesus...>_> I wake up to my skype group playing a dating sim with crippled girls in it. ( . .)/ I just want to hang out with normal people. Is that so wrong? D:
With everything you've told us about your Skype group. Did you really expect anything normal out of them? >.>
Jesus...>_> I wake up to my skype group playing a dating sim with crippled girls in it. ( . .)/ I just want to hang out with normal people. Is that so wrong? D:
With everything you've told us about your Skype group. Did you really expect anything normal out of them? >.>
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.