Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

All rockets are big *** waving^^

Men, get that girl you love a *** pizza. Call it a "rocket pizza". Call it a pocket rocket. I'm probably gonna get muted or topic-banned for a few days for that, but... it's not the worst idea I've ever had. Rocket ship. still makes me laugh.

Man. You play George Carlin. That guy was so smart. He was like one of the founders of comedy. I will always watch anything he does.

I have put the Ritz crackers that the cat seems fascinated about... let's just put it this way. He is a man on a mission. He pulled the box out of the cabinets and those are up high and is now laying on them. I put them in a plastic bag. He is sticking his head in it. I can't have a cat choke or suffocate. Plasic bags can do that. Boy wants a cracker. I think I have a parrot cat.

He is literally laying on the bag of crackers. It's like a package of a few. I think he have may found zen buddhism happiness. Now that he has them.... I don't think he wants them. He is not trying to bite into the wrapper. I love the cat that snuggles with random *** crackers. Sounds like my future divorce.

Actually he is using the bag of crackers as a pillow. Maybe the boy just needs neck support.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! FUTURAMA IS GETTING ANOTHER SEASON

(John DiMaggio is not returning as Bender)

EDIT: I'm actually not truly sure how I feel about the news. I really like how the show ended on its previous final season.

Yep. Being 42 years old. Talking about *** pizza on a 20 year old game forum and what my cats are doing. Girl repellent activated.

Futurama closed perfectly. They had hiccups, but the last scene. I rarely get against things I see because I'm not one of "those people". I actually literally said out loud: No. No no no no no.

I think Futurama exists just to tease me like that person that did that thing once to you. I loved the show. I loved the interactions with the characters. I guess without Bender it could still work. How much money do we need to raise to get this guy back? There is only one Bender.

I forgot that I cried at that ending.

Yeah. I mean, I'm going to keep an open mind. But I agree. The last couple of seasons were shaky, but no episodes were entirely unfunny or uncreative. And I can't imagine a better ending than what we got.

I'd be happier leaving my all-time favourite show at a point where I wanted more than it stretching out so long that it just burns out. They're already replacing DiMaggio, which is a red flag for me...

They may get him back though. Marketing executives are always looking for a hook.

I'm not partial to his finances, but I figure if you... can talk for 20 minutes. How many divorces has Rick Flair been through? 5? I think pretty much everyone needs a job and this one might be lucrative as heck.

My cat is still holding on to this little bag of crackers. I would give you a pic, but I don't want to share how un-cleaned up my home is. Laundry....everywhere. You think socks and underwear and shirts and pants just go everywhere. Yep. I try to tell myself that I'm an adult.... but maybe clean up the house.

I like that he has found comfort in his new cracker-comforting lifestyle. His nute did get chopped off a week ago at the vet. I did run out of pain dope. I wanted to keep him doped up as long as possible. I'm a guy. I would not like it if people chopped my nuts off. I think that arguement will stand up in court. Poor little man. Maybe he just wants the comfort of a random *** pack of Ritz crackers.

Don't mind me, just vocally judging a building designer again.

Main floor has 1 1/2 bathrooms, upper floor has 3 full bathrooms. Total number of bedrooms in the house is 3. Can't imagine why in the world you'd need five toilets. They're not even each ensuite to the individual bedrooms. Two of them in the upper floor are just side-by-side >_>;

Sounds like you're building a fancy *** house. I would poop in each of them daily. Just once. Five bathrooms? That is a little EXTREME!

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Wait. I don't think I can poop five times in a day. That is literally "some ***".

It's not even that big, there's only 3 bedrooms and no basement.

I stand corrected!

I forgot that people have "famiiies". Yeah. That's a bunch of brats running around. I prefer my hallways quiet.

I used to think that I may have wanted kids when I was in my mid-life crisis. Turns out: NOPE. Those little demon bugger things can go right the heck away.

I cant even bring myself to say it. Kids are like gross disease machines. Im pretty sure 2020 taught us that ***don't fly.

I could see having individual then a guest bathroom, but damn.

As you pointed out, had the upstairs bathrooms all been suites directly attached to the 3 bedrooms, sure, I can see that kind of layout (still don't know why there's a full bathroom on the ground floor unless its the Master Suite).

Done. You win the game. I'm 100% sure I can't beat screaming ice cream men. Its a good pic, but I am now concerned by you.

Screaming ice cream men. Do you know what google images.....

I appreciate that you're cute. I get it. You aint crettpy Ice cream men cute. I gotta draw the line at some point.

It would be illegal to just screenshot the PDF I have, but I quickly reproduced what the upper floor looks like. The main floor has a kitchen, dining room, office, and living room (no bedrooms), in addition to the two more bathrooms >_>;

Is that Nia...?!

Try using a lube i guess.