Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

Bruiser stops a Robbery:
I was pulling up to the same shady area that the "Crackwhore Shitting" incident took place. Everything was about as normal as things could be for this job. I hopped out of mytruck and was making a reach for the leaf blowers when I heard a noise behind thebuilding. It sounded like glass bottles breaking against the pavement. I instantly thought,"Great, some teenage pukes are *** up my property".Thinking that I was in for some prime time fun, I eased the truck around the corner, killed

the lights, and got back out. I grabbed my trusty tire iron just in case and went for alooksee. Expecting to scare off some punks, i dashed from behind a dumpster.Well, instead of finding a group of teenagers, i found short guy dressed like a trying toget into the back door of the Christian teen center. For some reason Hudson Hawk overthere didn't see me. Now, it should be noted that i had been playing way too muchSplinter Cell at home.I ducked around to the next dumpster and skirted behind the guy. I was closing in fromabout 10 yards when my foot crunched on a shard of glass. ***!The turns around very slowly and we just stare at each other for what seemed likeforever. I finally got my wits about me and shouted the only thing I could think of.FREEZE, SCUMBAG!Who did I think I was, T.J. Hooker?The guy is blocked to his left by a dumpster and an AC unit on the right. I was standingin the way of escape. The guy makes a charge and the fight is on!He lands a shoulder into my chest, trying to pull a spin move to get around me. I rearback and jam the handle of the tire iron under his ribcage.OOOF!And just like that, the fight was off. He crumpled to the ground like a sack of potatoes. Irolled him over and put a knee into his chest and take off the ski mask.GET THE *** OFF OF MENo way, cockstainI was using full force to keep this guy down. Eventually he just resigned when Ithreatened to strangle him.You a cop?!Nope. You just got busted by a street sweeper. How does that make you feel?Apparently it didn't make him feel too goodGET THE *** OFF OF ME

I reached in my back pocket and grabbed my phone. By this point in the job, I had Bryceon speed dial.Bryceman, Go.YOU NEED TO GET TO CROSSINGS! I'VE GOT A ROBBER PINNED BEHINDTHE STORE!Be there in two, I'll try to get you some backup sooner!Hurry it up, this guy is pissed. *hangs up and looks at the perp* Aren't cha, sweetheart?he started struggling again so I knocked his head into the asphalt.Stop struggling.I'LL KILL YOU!*WHAM!!*Stop struggling.I'M GOING TO SLIT YOUR GODDAMN THROAT*WHAM!!****, look. I don't have any qualms about beating you to death. I'll claim self defense and be a hero. Stop struggling.YOU'RE *** NUTS!Bwahahaha! Yes! I am!The look of fear in this guy's eye is something I'll never forget.Well, the cavalry showed up with lights and siren blasting. Bryce and crew drew down onus and told me it was okay to roll off of him and step back. They pick the guy up and acute switchblade and a baggie fall out of his back pocket.Uh-oh! Someone just racked up more charges.That guy assaulted me! I want him arrested!The cops look at him and pause.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Good one! Get in the *** car.I had to stay and give a statement and made Bryce promise me that I wouldn't have totestify or go to court or any other ***.I looked at my watch.I still had an entire night's worth of work in front of me