So yeah let me tell you guys a story about a man named .... Bob.
Bob was asked to bag some garbage. This garbage included an empty 2 gallon water container.
Bob thinking he was smart, he opened the hole in the jug and placed it on the floor. His plan was to jump up and land on it and crush it in one fell swoop! How could his plan fail?
Well what Bob didn't take into account was the fact that the container was longer then his feet when put together, also the floor he was going to crush it on was a tiled floor. Lastly his distance to the counter in front of him.
Bob didn't care to notice these small things till he was already in the air.
Bob landed on the container and crushed it as planned, only the container wrapped around his feet and locked them together. Then the container slipped forward along with his feet till his feet were locked in the little lip at the bottom of the counter.
Unable to free his feet and unable to stop his fall Bob plummeted to Earth.
Long story short, Bobs *** hurts but the garbage is bagged.
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