Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

Better yet...

*pops Kali in the forehead with a nerf dart* hehehe

*takes away the nerf dart so you can't have it anymore*

did you at least lick the dart so it would stick?

*pulls out jumbo pack of bulk darts*

*sprays perfume on the dart tips*

*sends a barrage at Kali, because Kali smells*

/offended

Kali pls

HOT-HEADED DWARF WIZARD FROM AN UNCHARTABLE ISLAND WHO FIGHTS FOR SPECIES EQUALITY!

Heck yeah! If I make everyone slaves, you are all equal, right?

no :P

Sounds more like a PETA acolyte that happens to be a wizard.
***... that'd be terrifying.

Here's a mindfuck for you; you are a male, badly injured and soon to die. The doctors get your permission to do an experimental surgery only heard of in sci-fi, a brain transplant. Before that, you ask to have sperm frozen so your children can continue the family bloodline. Months later after the wounds are healed, you hair has grown back, etc. you wake up from the medically-induced coma and look in the mirror to find that the only other person who would consent to the procedure was a woman roughly the same age. After a few years of your brain being saturated in female hormones, you have the desire to become a parent. Since the new body is not related to your original body, you not only give birth to but you father your own child.

Mind=blown.

The DNA in the ovaries would still be of that woman.

And women actually transfer two DNAs to their offspring, adding up to this ... lol

Yeah. You genetically father and mentally mother the child. The body would become yours from your perception. No one talks about their transplanted kidney as if it is someone else's kidney still.

Kali doesn't smell.














She's "fragrant"

Gaussian Blur finished.

So how long do you think it would take until the excitement of having breasts would wear off?

Until your back started to hurt, or the perception that it was uncomfortable that guys (and some girls) were looking at you in a lascivious or objectifying way, and ignoring the rest of you.

So unless I became a feminist, never, lol. Well except for the back thing, but then again we don't know the size of the donor's breast. Hopefully not too big then.

I wonder about so many factors of this perception, for starters, even if it were physically possible to transplant a brain into another body and have it be functional, to be able to cross sexes like that would create so many other problems arising, that even if to another body were possible, crossing the line probably would be rejected, just simply for hormone reasons.

Even if it somehow did work, you would likely stop being you, due to how much of one's personality is dictated by hormones.

That being said, once we're past the ethics standpoint (assuming we ever could) then we'd get to the point of "if," and it would be interesting to see at the very least.

Even if the brain was successfully transplanted, you would have very different sets of analogue memory, and physical muscle memory, that would essentially leave the brain in a vegetative state, constantly at war with the body for control. Inherent functions would obviously continue for necessary survival, but you would be saddled with the various issues associated with such sudden changes, both mentally and physically, and would require years, if not decades of monitoring, assistance, and rehabilitation, just to do simple tasks.

Well, Bender is an Object...

and loves being objectified...

Woah...then a few years down the line, you choose to transplant your brain into your son's body!

Mind super-blown!

Then after that to the family cat (with a little bit of nip-and-tuck) because...well, a cat is fine, too!

Mind-blown-then-sewn! @_@;;

Then to the family parakeet!

Mind-sewn-then-flown!

No longer friends.

It's really for the birds.

I mean, what God-loving American wouldn't want to be the proud image of the great U S of A?





Yeah, I went there!

Magnuss would transfer his brain into a retired old Janitor with a grey mustache, and all would be right with the world.

Considering we're talkin' post kiddo, I would imagine not very long on the female end. A screech of "My boobs hurt!" from the female end matched by the male end with, "Heh! Stripper boobs!" (/snickers), then there would be a slug to a bicep. Which one? I have no idea!

Is there telepathy involved here? Would this end up like conjoined twins? So many questions.

Ha, I forgot about the whole giving birth part. Yeah, then that would wear off real fast.

"Nothing in this world builds character, quite like being a Janitor, m'boy. So grab a mop, and be ready to get dirty, because when all is said and done, no matter how you might look down on them, someone's gotta do the dirty work" - My high school janitor to some upscale, silver spoon in his ***, rich kid who made another spill his lunch (actual lunch, not barf) all over the cafeteria.

Is it better to exercise at night or in the morning?