Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

Stuffed Crust, the worst thing to happen to pizza

2 hrs after my dad has a tracheostomy he's talking and doctors are just confused since that isnt possible lol

Haha. I recently ran into Imyour Firstlover too. I try to get screenies of these guys but they disappear too quickly.

6 most ridiculous products ever made for boobs
Since you guys like random and plot.

What's the point of 'bodyperks'? I know it's all pretty weird stuff, but this doesn't even seem to have a purpose to me.

I assume it has something to do with nipples popping out against the shirt turning some people on or something... the Invisinips confused me the most because the was the note on how they can be worn with a bra which seems to defeat the purpose as far as I can tell.

Also they forgot to mention that oil that if you rub on your boobs it makes them grow bigger *memories of middle school*

Screw you... I just read 5 of these...

Oh, I love pineapple. It just doesn't belong on a pizza. Even people in Hawaii are like, "What the ***?"

I like pineapple on my pizza, just not all the time.

Hate olives, peppers, and diced tomatoes on my pizza. Except banana peppers, love those.

Love just about any kind of meat you can put on it.

Onions are okay.

Stuffed crust is nasty. (It was just a reference to DBZ:A in case you don't watch the show.)

I just don't really like the taste of most peppers. Like I've tried bell peppers just about any way you can cook them and the taste is just bleh to me.

Only peppers I like are banana, jalapeno, and greek afaik.

If by that, you mean stuffed crust is so good that it kind of makes the rest of the pizza pointless...

Olives are overpowering yet you like pineapple on pizza? Your taste buds are drunk, tell them to go home.

Scrolling facebook when I notice a post about how we need drug test welfare recipients. what makes this a LMAO moment is the person posting it does drugs and collects welfare for himself, wife and 3 children who all live with her parents and claim they pay rent/utilities/etc.

Good Ol'Merica.

Being this is my wife's brother I have to vent my laughter here as not to cause my wife to become upset at me, lol.

So..... moar?
6 Baffling Video Games Adapted From Famous Movies and Shows
I've played the Home Improvement game before. I feel old.

Nope, not reading another. :|

I think that guy might work there. He has on an orange vest like what retail kids wear to go gather carts from the parking lot.



Olives are disgusting.

Olives have the texture of what I can only assume are Satan's eyeballs. Squishy, circular, gross, with a gaping hole where the iris should be. (Unless they are whole olives with the little red bum-tail still stuck in them and you are trying not to look too disgusted at your parents who are eating a jar of them plain like popcorn while they watch a movie. Eeeeeewe.) Olives have the taste of what I can only assume is cat vomit. Sour, bitter, gross. Olives don't have a single redeeming quality. In fact, when you walk past the cart of smelly olives at the lunch buffet in stores where they have 87 different olive variants all stewing in different horrifying juices that will have no beneficial affect on the taste/texture whatsoever, the stink alone is enough to almost gag you!

I have no idea who invented olives, but I'm certain that if that person and I met up in the streets, we'd be mortal enemies.

Olive oil is ok though. xD

Wait, my Pineapple Pizza sense was tingling, Who don't like them?!?!?!?!?