What Grinds Your Gears?

Im too tired to be on a forum :/

After pushing a watermelon out a hole the size of a...small leamon?
Its just never the same.

lol burning movies once thats finished i will

Youd be suprised

Agreed :3

dasva you never cease to make me stop and say wtf lol

This *** idiot is the reason why we should screen people's IQ before letting them breed...

Oh yeah, I wanna *** Lisa Lampinelli! Obviously some people won't agree with that, in that case, I don't *** care...

As for subject change, since this is indeed WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS...

1). people who have diarrhea through the mouth and not even make it funny

2). People over 70+ who are still driving. There should be an age limit to drivers, cz everyone knows people over 70 are half their original size, thus reducing them to the size of 5 year olds.

3). People who stare at you because you took a nano-second to glance at their hair/weirdoutfit/ugly face

4). All the fuss over what Miss California said about gay marriage. No one *** cares, she made an intelligent statement, which happens once every 1000 years in the pageant world.

5). Real World... I know there are 225 million people in the US, but they still can't find the semi-normal, average looking people

6). Attention ***, how lonely must a person be for them to shout/spew/cry for attention

7). Tofu, capable of burning through your organs like acid. Oh yeah, $100 million for the heads of the *** who invented Tofurkey and Tofu bacon... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOFU PIGS OR TURKEYS!!!

8). There are no sequels to the following movies... Dark Knight, Boondock Saints, iRobot, I Am Legend, etc

9). Old people who feel the need to bare their all at nude beaches. PUT THAT LOOSE, OLD SKIN AWAY DAMMIT!!!

10). Teeth whitening toothpaste that... don't whiten teeth!

Seriously, when I used to live in Tampa Bay I damn near died every *** day because some 137 year old that can't see over the steering wheel would try to merge into me on I-19 (the highway of *** death) and force me to slam on the brakes and swerve erratically. In damn near bumper to bumper traffic, going 50-60 MPH, all the *** time.

After age 60...driving tests every other year, and after age 70, every *** year. Don't care.

it's NEVER THE SAME.
Also I like virgins

Being on hold for 15 minutes (so far) really grinds my gears!

I have a friend who pumped out two unwanted kids, now her vagina is as cavernous as the Grand Canyon.

"The cavernous maw is drawing you in..."

"Raise your Pure White Feather?"

No! If you do that, it shall consume you whole!

CRAZY TALK!!!

You dont want this cavernous maw drawing you in, unless you wanna start paying child support to yet another unneeded child for the rest of your life.

The new Terminator looks pretty good. But it not having Arnold kinda gear grinds. If Sly Stallone can be 82 and make movies because he works out, Arnold just slacked. And don't feed me that Governator crap. D:

No arnold?
dont bother seeing it then.

It's rated PG, too. That *** scares me.

Wait, it's what? gdi I missed that. -_-

what...the terminator movie is rated PG........that grinds my gears

Hopefully its cause it just slipped past the raters. Though nowadays mass violence and blood is ok. Though can almost garuntee therell be no boobage /sigh

Oh, my bad...PG-13. Still, Terminator should be R...

Well now the kiddies can see blood gore and lots of explosions woot. Not like they wouldnt anyways

either way its gonna suck

idk, boobage in a terminator movie would seem out of place to me. xD Even if like...captured with tattered clothes. It would just be an "Okay, where's the *** explosion?" kinda thing. D:

You should watch the series... god kept hoping for boobage

No hot asian girl boobage so meh.

This is good enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Znjij0LgXs