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 Shiva.Flionheart
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-10-25 11:07:53
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Alexander.Naraku said:
These rap rebuttals would be more impressive if the time stamps in between them weren't almost an hour apart. anyone can sit there for 45 minutes thinking of stuff that rhymes.










incoming rate downs.

You failed to crop your avatar correctly, l2paint
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By Lakshmi.Aurilius 2010-10-25 11:12:09
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Mabrook is just angry because I got to main heal on my 53 white mage in that abyssea party this weekend.

I didn't make Fudo better than Kaiten, SE did that. What kind of nutjob puts an 80% str modifier on a sam WS.
 
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2010-10-25 11:15:42
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The Playah Hatin' Club's in full form now, I see.
You're all spittin' out rhymes thinkin' you're better than me.

Whitey, your rap feels like you're so filled with rage.
They should change it from White to Cracka Mage.
Sure, I made up the DD gear, sucka.
But I got a feeling it's tucked away in your Locker.

Samurai, you think you're pretty fly.
Wavin' around that Amano like it's a MacDonald's french fry.
Hey, I get it. I got SAM leveled, too.
I just know Red can survive more than you.

And now here comes the king to check the mic: 1, 2.

Dude, bro. Like, I'm so glad you created this thread.
So you can blast those poor fools with every post that I've read.
Dragoon? That's a laugh. If I need dead birds, I'll call.
Every time you use your polearm, you'll hear nothing but lawls.

The lot of you have no place to talk.
So each one of you can just suck my - ...Dark Staff.
I can't wait for responses, I'll get a good laugh.
Just give up and go play World of Warcraft.

Ya heard?!
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By Lakshmi.Aurilius 2010-10-25 11:18:59
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Yo yo yo
I have 9 jobs leveled and all have their uses.

You *** is gay, shut up.
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By Fenrir.Schutz 2010-10-25 11:32:06
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I always liked RUN/DNC back in the day, but Mercurial Kriss Kross and Ninjas Wit Attitude had a few {Refresh} {Fly} {Songs} too.
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By Lakshmi.Sydney 2010-10-25 11:36:49
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Lakshmi.Aurilius said:
Dear mister rapping samurai,

Tachi: Fudo > Kaiten

Sincerely yours,

This Guy

working on it nub cakes....
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By Phoenix.Smileybone 2010-10-25 20:12:25
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Well I was browsing the AH one fateful day
when I saw all this stupid ***I just had to say:
You guys may think you're hot, may think you're all cool
but when it comes down to it, you're all just actin' a fool.

I think we all know the true king of classes
Holla at a COR!!! (He'll beat your ***!)
You see I got the threads and I got the ho's
Girls coming on strong, they wanna touch my no-nos

I can do it all! Support Heal and DD
Don't think so? Just watch and see
I got the gear to wipe your dirty mug
See ya! Have fun eating my 2k slug

As far as healing and support goes, let's not forget
I got alotta MP and spells that make me legit.
Haste, Cure IV and soon much more
before ya know it
all the other jobs will be the things of lore

So if you're feeling cocky or want some more
feel free, I'd love to smash you on the floor
Just try and rap against me, you know I'm raw
I spit so fast-
that's why they call me "quick draw"
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By Titan.Lillica 2010-10-25 20:32:09
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Now this is a story all about how,
My thread got flipped turned upside down,
Now I'd like to take a minute,
Just sit down Lance,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of the job class which can dance.

In the smash brothers thread I spent most of my nights,
Scruff and Tiger kicking my *** in nearly all of the fights.
Blockin and dodgin they made me look like a fool,
Then I figured out spammin' was a useful tool.
Just when I thought
I had it all in the bag
My wireless router started making lag.
I got one little spike and Scruff got pissed,
He said go play something else noob or you'll my /blist.

I checked out the AH and I looked for a thread,
But when I found the list I thought man this is dead.
If anything I could say that those threads were crap,
So I said man forget, I'll make a mad dancer rap!

I got rated up in my thread bout a 7 or 8,
And these noobs kept on posted and it kept gettin greater.
Look at my thread now,
I'm not wearing pants.
So I'll just sit on my throne, the Fresh-Prince of the Dance.

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By Phoenix.Smileybone 2010-10-25 20:56:24
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This is a story all about how,
My game got flipped turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there.
Tell you how I became a new 14 player.

In dusty ol Bastok, I was born and raised,
In Valkurm Dunes spendin most of my days,
Vokin' and Curin' and Bashin' all cool
All killin' some gobbies with my ninja tools,
When a couple of Devs, who were actin' all lame,
Started making trouble all up in my game.
Gave us twenny four mo' levels to grow our e-peen,
And I said 'I'm giving up and movin to Fourteen!'

I went to get the game, and when I got near,
The graphics looked fresh and had new music to hear.
If anything I'd say there're still cool guys at Square,
But I thought 'Nah forget it, log on and kill Hares.'

I played until about seven or eight,
I said to Eleven, '*** off, see ya later.'
Took a look at the region, of the new game,
And thought to myself, 'Aw ***, it's the same.'
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By Caitsith.Judaine 2010-10-26 01:16:01
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Bismarck.Magnuss said:
The Playah Hatin' Club's in full form now, I see.
You're all spittin' out rhymes thinkin' you're better than me.

Whitey, your rap feels like you're so filled with rage.
They should change it from White to Cracka Mage.
Sure, I made up the DD gear, sucka.
But I got a feeling it's tucked away in your Locker.

Samurai, you think you're pretty fly.
Wavin' around that Amano like it's a MacDonald's french fry.
Hey, I get it. I got SAM leveled, too.
I just know Red can survive more than you.

And now here comes the king to check the mic: 1, 2.

Dude, bro. Like, I'm so glad you created this thread.
So you can blast those poor fools with every post that I've read.
Dragoon? That's a laugh. If I need dead birds, I'll call.
Every time you use your polearm, you'll hear nothing but lawls.

The lot of you have no place to talk.
So each one of you can just suck my - ...Dark Staff.
I can't wait for responses, I'll get a good laugh.
Just give up and go play World of Warcraft.

Ya heard?!

I'm sorry sir, I haven't seen the king lately,
but then again i havent checked the mirror, oh it's me!
Aye dude, I'm not gonna embaress myself and say whm can dd
but cross me with yellow hp, and I'm not gonna do a cure 3
I swear, you red mages got it all wrong
Please, pull your head out of your *** along with your leopard print thong
I gotta say, that red mages are pretty cool,
But SE gave away convert because you 'all are actin a fool
How are you gonna come up in say that rdm's cures rock
when king behemoth does a meteor and all you can do is sit back and watch-
the white mage, cure the entire alliance
wish that you could quit red mage, but that'd be defiance-
to your pride,
because you know whm is better
let me make it easy and pick your side,
Just sit in valkurm dunes and power level noobs
because all rdm is good for is keepin refresh on goons,

Aye boy, I'm not sayin rdm isn't great,
but if you get a rdm to cure you'll surely meet your fate.


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By Alexander.Miradj 2010-10-26 01:54:12
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Alexander.Naraku said:
These rap rebuttals would be more impressive if the time stamps in between them weren't almost an hour apart. anyone can sit there for 45 minutes thinking of stuff that rhymes.

Good thing no one cares about impressing you. It's called having fun.

And in the "45 minutes" it takes someone to write one, what have you done? Sit there analyzing timestamps with your thumb in your ***? lol...Good job.

I think Naraku is mad cuz he's too scared to drop a verse.

That's right Nara, we've got rap beef now. So it's your turn. You said anyone can do it, so let's see it. We'll give you 45 minutes just like the rest of us. Hell, we'll give you an hour and a half. Go.
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By Fenrir.Stiklelf 2010-10-26 01:54:23
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Look at me I can walk and wiggle
all while I play my fiddle!

*drops mic*
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By Titan.Lillica 2010-10-26 08:31:02
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Fenrir.Stiklelf said:
Look at me I can walk and wiggle
all while I play my fiddle!

*drops mic*

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- *taps out*
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By Cerberus.Katsukora 2010-10-26 12:43:26
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Titan.Lillica said:
Fenrir.Stiklelf said:
Look at me I can walk and wiggle
all while I play my fiddle!

*drops mic*

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- *taps out*

Oh come on, give me a break,
Is that all you're gonna take?
Stand up like the Dancer you are,
Take that phony and toss em out this rapping bar.

Two lines is all he's got,
Come on give it a try and make a fool of this bot.
Isn't that hard, just give it a try,
Or aren't you what you made yourself out to be, acting all sly?
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By Ifrit.Sidsith 2010-10-26 14:25:31
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Oh boy we got Sams Nin's and a Brd on the mic.
Bring the mad Dnc to the fight.
Redmage black and white
you three *** to the back of the line.
Let the beastmaster have a moment to shine.
Expirence party style while you need a 6 man grind.
I solo xp like vietnam vet
ya I use a pet no worse then a
redmage using refresh.
You clowns talk about whose the best
Sam rocking a haste set Nin uses evasion
while the real solo king is invading.
Whm you cure better then the best but fall
quicker then a *** with no vest. Blackmage
can nuke and stun run outta mp your just a smoking gun.
Rdm can run and dot over time that all well good and fine. Dnc here let me reach ya you useless with amnesia. Brd's are like cops they never around search all day none to be found. No worries put a smile on your face ***Cor is Brds replacement.
I'm sure you think Bst is weaker
but thats only to a pt seeker.
Finally S.E brought Bst into the game
with strong jug pets thats aint so lame.
A rabbit that cures depending on TP
a sheep that hits harder then some DD's
hell we even have a leech that steals HP
So to end this song and dance you all took your licks
lets see another job get 300 xp solo chain 6

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By Shiva.Kollosis 2010-10-26 18:46:37
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Oh ***son ima muthaf*ckin scholar,
Dropping a helix on yo face cuz im a straight up baller,
Black mages be cryin cuz i nuke like a champ,
Please run home and replace your tamp-
ON to better things as i like to say,
I pop a new Cream Puff everyday,
When im online i roll like a pimp,
Bustin out numbers that makes your Morri look gimp,
So plz all you mages don't be jockin,
My thunder IV damage is nothin but shockin,
I look like a nerd all ready for school,
But when it comes to nuking i make dem *** drool,
I could smoke this forum all day while i solo,
Wait - What's that on my ear?
ITS A MUTHAF*CKIN NOVIO.
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By Caitsith.Judaine 2010-10-26 20:39:33
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This thread.
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By Fenrir.Stiklelf 2010-10-26 21:24:59
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Cerberus.Katsukora said:
Titan.Lillica said:
Fenrir.Stiklelf said:
Look at me I can walk and wiggle
all while I play my fiddle!

*drops mic*

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- *taps out*

Oh come on, give me a break,
Is that all you're gonna take?
Stand up like the Dancer you are,
Take that phony and toss em out this rapping bar.

Two lines is all he's got,
Come on give it a try and make a fool of this bot.
Isn't that hard you, give it a try,
Or aren't you what you made yourself out to be, acting all sly?
Wat
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By Cerberus.Katsukora 2010-10-26 22:04:28
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...didn't catch that when I posted it, hah...sue me, >_>

And fixed because I can, :P
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By Shiva.Daimos 2010-10-26 22:38:12
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Shiva.Kollosis said:
Oh ***son ima muthaf*ckin scholar,
Dropping a helix on yo face cuz im a straight up baller,
Black mages be cryin cuz i nuke like a champ,
Please run home and replace your tamp-
ON to better things as i like to say,
I pop a new Cream Puff everyday,
When im online i roll like a pimp,
Bustin out numbers that makes your Morri look gimp,
So plz all you mages don't be jockin,
My thunder IV damage is nothin but shockin,
I look like a nerd all ready for school,
But when it comes to nuking i make dem *** drool,
I could smoke this forum all day while i solo,
Wait - What's that on my ear?
ITS A MUTHAF*CKIN NOVIO.
<3
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By Shiva.Emobi 2010-11-16 22:27:36
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I love you guys <3 Some damn talent here :D
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By jayallday2012 2010-11-17 01:00:24
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Lakshmi.Aurilius said:
Yo yo yo
I have 9 jobs leveled and all have their uses.

You *** is gay, shut up.

I approve this statement.
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By Alternativeone 2011-01-13 15:32:39
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Best thread I have ever read.
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By Lakshmi.Pyroluv 2011-01-13 17:41:17
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Ok there, war just step to the plate and all yall can step down layback and masterbate.
War in reverse is true power and raw.
If you really need double attack just give me a call.
Oh your health is low
The mob is slapping you left and right like a mutha fuggin mofo.
Knowing you ready to choke, put out your worries my friend i got provoke.
Abyssea is the new end game content for all i can see.
No other jobs can proc nm's like me.
Time has change and its not the same.
War is now the King of the game....
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By Titan.Lillica 2011-01-14 00:14:53
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You better check yo neck and step back son,
It's about time for an update and for me to DING Ninety-one!
Now you thought I was gone and then you started gettin brave,
But like 2-pac with a re-raise I'm making raps from the grave.

Now Pyro yo grammars bad man and your rap skills lack the funk,
and you best get the *** out my face with that full-time joyeuse junk.
Yeah you got voke but like a noob you used it in a group of murex,
Good thing my rhyming waltz is on time keepin you safe like a durex.

In fact I noticed a trend from the server -shmi of the Lack
and it's that all the raps that come from there are ostensibly whack.
Plus you got these weak *** warriors wearing their Unicorn Mitts,
Hell the only good thing to come from Lakshmi are Cesil's silicone ***.

In fact just thinking bout them thangs got me feelin' an urge to fap,
So Merry Christmas to all and to all IT'S A TRAP!!!
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By Lakshmi.Pyroluv 2011-01-14 07:32:47
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Cracked my neck and now it's doing fine,
you slacking kid and hit Ninety-Nine.

Funny how you laugh at my grammar,
har har har who's laughing now when i bust out this Ten Ton hammer.

Ok i've had admit i lack the beat,
I blame the sh!t i learned from Sesame Street.

Your dancing skills are whack and far from par,
son you better get back and re-learn from "Dancing with the Starz".

Oh i'm scared and all in shivers,
Knowing you gonna bust a move called the "Spirit Fingers".

Warrior's retaliate and that's how we roll,
dancer's play patty cake and dance on their toes.

Anyways it's time for me to go,
please don't take it personal friends or foe.



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By Titan.Lillica 2011-01-14 08:31:58
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Had to use google translate to see if that's English you speak,
man I have better flows when I'm just taking a leak.
Come steppin to me son well you better pack pistols,
cuz I'm bout to start breakin you off like I'm synthin with crystals.

So you say Sesame Street is where you picked up your tricks?
Sounds like instead of tickle-me-elmo you've been tickling...
Did I happen to mention that I'm the fresh prince round these parts?
While I'm bustin out verses you just be bustin out farts.

Your retaliation is cool and you think its a gift,
but as I stab you in the face you retaliate with a whiff.
See I'm dodgin and weavin and I don't mean to flaunt,
but I've got more ducks than an asian restaurant.

Double attacks really cool buddy, yeah that's really nice
but I dual wield with Saber, see that's four times not twice.
The lesson is already over so just give it up Bub,
Anything I could ever want from a WAR I get when I sub.
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By Bismarck.Pawnskipper 2011-01-14 09:30:45
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Skipper....the beast, the menace, the monster
Line em' all up and I'll take on your whole roster.

Dripping with haste right down to the pores,
I'm swinging 8 times before you draw your sword.

Every mithra on the server wants a piece of Skippie,
Cause they know I go harder than 300 tp. (THIS IS BISMARCK!!)

The meanest Dark Knight no if, ands or buts,
I say the bigger the opponent; the deeper the cuts.

Any gum flapping or smack talking is met with dismay
Then a drain II with an aspir on the way

This cat gets in your head when Im off the grid,
Plus im kicking top game Like Real Madrid.
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By Titan.Lillica 2011-01-14 09:46:08
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Trying to step up to me, trying to play me at my game?
When I dominate the board you'll know that we are not the same.
Bismarck gettin busy with mithras and you gotta know what's next
you ain't got the if's or and's but you gettin plenty of butts sex.

You remind me of someone but I can't remember the name,
He also went by Dark and that mother fu**er was lame.
He kept gettin his as kicked whenever he got in a fight,
and kept talking about being the terror that flaps in the night.

You drop a soul eater and think that you in the zone,
but then a mob hits you and leaves you pointin for home.
Drain II is pretty good man at least the gave you somethin,
but you still crying to the dancers when your casting's interupted.

But now I'm gunna end this and I'm gunna put you in check,
and next time you wanna play, boy you better have some respect.
This game is like chess it ain't like battleship
Dancing Queen to Dark Knight, looks like the Pawn
*puts sunglasses on*
Just got Skipped...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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