Burned Cooter

Copied from another site~

ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a ***... anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."

So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.

then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.

i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.

any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

wow... thats soooo wrong, and yet, sooooo funny. children... /sigh

O_oa

wow i thought it said 8 seconds at first glance, but 8 minutes... what a genius.... apperently doesnt know what saliva is either x.x;

lol seriously?

Sounds like a commonly asked question on Yahoo Answers >.> That site is a blast.....

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjD2OHdoU8De2o5gR1p_bwcjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080615211914AAOKQ5Z

LMAO

Sounds like something from 4chan.

omfg that was funny :)

OMFG that was funny. wtf were u thinking? or u werent? AHAHA u shuda just gone into ur parents room :P dont u know where ur parents stash their porn?

atleast he didnt give her goldeneye~

What

The

F*ck

I'm so sorry, but didn't the mods say we had to moderate our own selves in this type of fashion?? I mean sry to jack this thread but I had a thread called Congradualtions on USA on your new PRes, and it gets locked?. I'm not whining guys, but do you honestly think this type of behavior should have been posted here??

Not game related....

sorry.

lol @ the /cry

i really don't want them to disable the use of forums but if you guys can't control yourselves you'll get banned and possibly ruin it for everyone else. seriously, this isn't allakazam.

READ THIS!

I would say throw in Mario Cart 64 and you can call it good.

wtf is wrong with you, I don't care if you're 15 and she is 15, you're going to ruin her last few years of her childhood just because you can't go .. never mind.

wtf, butter? Sounds like a real ladies man.

... wtf, 10 seconds? You in the rodeo?

hmm better yet, wtf this doing on a video game forum?

I agree Celelove, this was not game related and posting this was offensive and immature. Please exercise a little consideration as to the content before posting or at the least just post a like and indicate that it may be offensive material. Guaranteed to have more viewers just by stating it could be offensive.

this should be on the news sooner or later

HAHAHAHA BUTTER, ddouche XD i cant stop laughing
omg omg omg
hahaha BUTTER!!!!? HAHAHA
may as well pulled out the peanut butter too HAHAHA

how could anyone laugh to this real or fake?

We were all young once, but butter? why butter lol

the first time i read this is didnt read the "Copied from another site~" lol XD

It still goes on huh? Well idc.. The Mods will just pick the ppl off of their accounts one by one I suppose...

I don't want this site to close b/c of a few clowns who think they can post w.e and think they can get away with it.

I don't want to exercise my right to keep this forum open, but I do use it alot to keep track of my AH sales.. ( and I do post legitament posts to look for help on..)

If I see ppl post in this thread that contribute to this type of behaviour, I will make sure that a mod takes a look.

I'm washing my hands of this..

>< completely disgusted...( and I'm a family man.. and thinking that this is someone's daughter... C'mon???? really??)

I want this thread Locked and Deleted. This has no bearing on the game.

xD Butter.

I am sorry if you have taken a particular offense to anyone contributing to this forum, but i highly doubt that this actually happened to the original OP
so it was not to be taken so seriously.

As i said we were all young once, even you were, and you can say you would never have taken this lightly but i may disagree, and to some but not all there may be some amusement in this seeing as i'm sure it did not happen at all.

I doubt we will get our accounts removed as there are far worse topics with foul language which would take a priority, and i am going back to my original server/name so i could make this a flame war and not care (which i am not)
I appreciate what you are saying but please don't take things so seriously, as i feel this was not intended to be taken in that manner.