What Macro Are You Really Proud Of?

The mother of all Boost macros

Haha that was on tv last week, classic! =D

/sh CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY {Last Resort}

Hypno Toad!! <3 <3 <3

/ws "Tachi: Gekko" <t>
/p BLOCK!
/wait 3
/ws "Tachi: Kasha" <t>
/p BUILDING KICK!
/wait 2
/sh EXPLOSION!!!!
as Fusion goes off

my favorite macro is my pantsing macro :D

/em pulls down <t>'s pants.
/wait 1
/point <t>
/wait 1
/laugh <me>

XD makes people laugh 90% of the time heh

/p It shall be engraved upon your very soul!
/w 1
/p Divine Assualt! Nibelung Valesti!
/ws "penta thrust" <t>

An old macro on my BRD's merit set from years ago:

/p I'm sorry everyone. This really isn't working out. {Taking a break.}
/wait 5 (for reactions!)
/pcmd leave


I did a lot of pickup merit parties years ago, and while a good number of them were tolerable/good, I kept this macro around for the bad parties. Think "merit" parties with 1-2 AFK melees at any given time, a distracted WHM watching porn, and a PLD skilling up Club. With a Warp Cudgel...yeah, *** that ***. /pcmd leave

Not really a macro, but I have a habit of saying "Shut the *** up a minute" aloud when I use Shield Bash on PLD >.>

From a thread early today...

One second

There...fixed it :D

I try =) I scare most people or they just think imma ***, so ya. =3

You and I... have too much in common

We do... You don't happen to be overweight, messy hair and secretly British do you? I lost a clone a couple years ago.

my BST macros

Fight
/p Go get 'em boy, fetch me <t>'s spine

and

Sic
/p Sic'em boy make 'em regret having genitals!!!

/p Don't fear the reaper! {Cross Reaper} <tp>!

/p {Scholar},{Hastega}{Can I have it?}
/p Nevermind. I've got this. GO GO GARUDA!!!
/pet Hastega <me>

O....M...G

Also coming from a huge galka : Jaralto Mates furiously with <t> /wait 1 /cheer motion

dont ya just love it when plds have to tell you everything they are doing. thank god for chat filters

/p Screw you guys, I'm going home
/ja "Flee" <me>

Mine would be my Macros for pld or drg.
Specifically the Cure/Hate macro for pld.

Swaps into HP down.
Swaps into HP up/Enmity.
Cure IV.
Swaps into Idle set.

Instant 350 HP Cure/hate ... mmm yummy.

CLOSE! Belly, Spikey Hair and Polish!
We have SOOO much in common!!!!

anyway...sorry for Derail

So simple, yet such a hard concept for 99.9% of Paladin's to grasp. The silver lining of that fail nugget is that all the "bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww pld too week" updates make it even easier for already good Paladin's to tank.

<t> IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS WINDOW END. POP, BUILDING KICK, EXPLOSIONNNNNNNN!!!!

Im not grasping what your trying to say zic lol.

I quite like my rdm macros, although due to the tendency of macros misfiring it gets me into trouble too often :/

Alt+1 Alt+2 Alt+3 puts me on three different pallets for nuking, debuffing and enhancing respectively. If I press Alt+3 twice, it equips my idle set, alt+2 twice is my fast cast set for casting ***like raise/reraise/teleports that I just type out. Alt+1 twice is... I don't even know.

The one I'm most proud of though is my Magic Fruit macro on blu, 'cause it's so simple.

//exec mnds
/ma "Magic Fruit" <stpt>
/ma woops <st> (does nothing)
//exec mndm

mnds - equips MND pieces in all accessory slots, so that if I'm full hp/mp and curing someone else, or full mp and curing myself, I don't lose MP from changing to my max MND build.
mndm - max MND build, has less HP/MP than my tp build, but 30 more MND than my mnds build.

Basically, it means that if I want a full potency cure, I hit the macro, select my target, and hit enter twice. As it lowers my max HP/MP, I don't always want that, so I'll press enter once and then escape. It's just a really simple way of putting two gear swaps on one macro.

/ja "flee"
/p ARIBA ARIBA ANDILAY YEE-HAA!

Also another one I'm proud of was me changing my cousins pull macro without telling him. I turned it into a 3 line macro with 3 annoying calls. Was something like...

/p <t> sighted! <call>
/wait 1
/p Pulling <t>! <call>
/wait 1
/p <t> incoming! <call>

Best part I didn't even bother putting in the actual ranged attack into the macro.

You win the internets. Also, can I has this? XD!

Oh... my fav macro... uhm...

/ma "Blizzard IV"
/wait 1
/ma "Blizzard III"
/recast "Blizzard IV"
/recast "Blizzard III"
/recast "Penury"

For SCH it lets me nuke T4 or T3, whichever is up or skip to T3 if I don't have addendum: black up for some reason. With the way SCH works with Obi's and weather I typically stick with one element of nukes so I'll juggle Blizz 3 and 4 and cryohelix in between.

I don't use spell cast or any program to assist meI(consider it cheating and play 100% legit), I just play with what SE provides me to use. So I have recasts and such built in to macros. I can hit this macro to nuke with whichever ice nuke I have up/am able to cast or to check recast on them and/or my current stash of stratagems and timer till next one.

I also have certain gear set swaps overlap in ways that just work out so perfectly for SCH; which I enjoy. I have a lot of gear for SCH but I can get on what I need in 1-2 macros depending on which set I was in before.

/item "Summer Fan" <me>
/wait 3
/item "Festive Fan" <me>
/wait 3
/item "Angelwing" <me>

/dance4 motion
/wait 3
/dance4 motion
/wait 3
/dance3 motion