Sorry I had the midnight shift and it sucked so it passed my eyes.
Use the first and second one. Everyone can relate to #2 and #1 is just more funny and friendly which is better for business.
I have yet to find any joy in children so definitely pass on #4.
Alright, I always enjoyed samurai anyways. I think I took it to 75 back on Shiva after watching Kill Bill & The Last Samurai one too many times >.>
With that said: SAM
and I have the same name on Asura as I do here.
Edit: Wired mouse. *** batteries. Always die at a bad time and replacing them is costly and a pain in the ***. Not worth the few inches of extra space on the desk.