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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lvg/944824067.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/943626343.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/stl/1017058283.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/980725217.html
You gotta fully read them all, fkin hilarious.
Disclaimer: Not for people with A.D.D. Reading is involved.