I'm happy to hear the truth, but obviously I know I'm doing it wrong, hence the post asking for help. When I make a post that basically says 'what am I doing wrong' the response of urdoingitwrong isn't all that helpful, it's just to make yourself feel superior.
Yojimmbos post actually was helpful because he took the information I gave in my posts and used that to pinpoint the issue.
For what it's worth I've figured it out, I needed 10 chapters, not 5, that's what I get for checking wikis on my phone and trying to read the tables that way. Also the NPC is ambiguous, it'd be great if she said 'If your ***'s augmented give this, if not give that' because I didn't even remember you could augment relic +2. Oh well...I feel like an idiot for making the post. Thanks everyone for taking the time to reply.