A Cool Story, Bro.

So i had been with this girl... we'll call her Alice. I had been with alice for a little over a year, and we were at a pretty sexual point in our relationship. She had been on birth control the entire time, but we always used condoms, just to be safe.

After a year, we started to not use condoms.. it felt better for both of us, and i trusted the birth control would work as it said it would. Alice ended up getting pregnant, and she was already 2 months pregnant... she didnt think anything about not having a period since she was on birth control... This really bothered me, because i was at a point in my life where i was defiantly not ready to become a father.

4 months passed, and she was 6 months pregnant.. we were still very close, and it was to late to get an abortion, and she didnt want to give it up for adoption.. this really weighed on me alot... i didnt know what to do. I had been doing nice things for her for a while, because i wanted her to trust me and give it up for adoption, but no matter how many nice things i did, she was stuck in her ways.

anyways, i'm a huge music fan, and she knows this. Normally i would go to concerts strictly with friends, leaving her behind, but there was a concert coming up and she wanted to spend even more time together so i let her come with.

It was Slayer. She hadnt herd of slayer before, but i told her they were just a hard rock band. It was a standing room only venue, but i got us both a ticket. We stood on the side and watched the opening bands, I didnt go into the pit since she didnt want to stand there alone (and she couldnt go in, she was 6 months pregnant).

Slayer came out, she thought they were to loud, i was in awe. I *** love slayer. During the break down of reigning blood, i got this weird feeling, and i Pushed alice into the pit. the pit was going insane at this time, and she was trampled. Nobody knew she was pregnant, they thought she was just some fat hardcore ***, so they didnt go easy on her. Minutes passed until somebody noticed blood all over and called an ambulance, long story short - theres no baby anymore, and she broke up with me and tried to sue me. Lucky for me i had a better lawyer, and she had no proof i pushed her.

I'm so sorry for both of you.

This is worse than the Nintendo 64 game trade for sex story.

Lulz

Dear poster...


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It's funny, having been to many concerts (including Slayer), a vast majority of the real rough crazy mosh pit crowds were with the ones that appeal to preteen pussies/emo kids, ie: A7X, Bullet For My Valentine, etc..

Slayer's audience is generally more mature and isn't ridiculously rowdy or unruly as others are despite the genre being Metal.

Are you posting this to win the biggest *** of the year award or something? cuz ur high up there.

Maybe someone should show this to alice's laywers since u just admitted to pushing her making her loose her baby.

Posts like this should never even make this forum.

I read the first two sentences and already called bs, lol.

By Cerberus.Jiko 2009-04-04 11:51:51

Pretty sure thats not anonymous. ;p

excuse me, but i guess i just dont see the funny or cool in this if it happens to be a joke.

Go back to /b and be cools.

I don't care if this story is real or not, you just lost a zillion respect points. Hope someone shows this to Alice's lawyers and you go to jail.

Dont know what you're talking about. Sorry.



Im laughing, thats all that matters. lulz.

No, its not real, just delicious copypasta for trolling ;p

That was directed at Rowland.

There are many stories like this floating around the internet. They are horrible (sounding) and made to make posters, like you, get all angry and /fume at the OP.

Then people like me come along to make you realize:

4chan much? The guy is trolling, shitty story you should've picked a worse one. 2/10

Fixed, and yes, He is right ;p

I got results, thats all that matters.

And na, 711.

Horrific story. Although lol@they thought she was just some hardcore fat ***. I thought that once about my friend. And then she had a black baby out of nowhere without any of us even knowing.

But seriously. dunt hit girls. easier to have sex, throw some money at them and run!

Let me put it this way.

APRIL FOOLS?!?@!#@!A

GOTCHA!

Okey, I'm sorry I guess. Didn't know that there's people like that who need every single bit of attention they can get :\

Been living under a rock your whole life?