I love it when back in school, in English, when the teacher would be like "I want a 3 page essay on blahblahblah", everyone would groan and moan about it. I on the other hand would be happy, because I'd always be the first one finished in like 15-20min of the project. Fuggin love how fast I type D:
And being decent at English, I'd pretty much buzz right through it without errors and get an A regardless. I'd take my paper and shove it in my teachers face, and be like "What's good D:<"
So I'm squirreling around on Pinterest looking at everything under the sun and I see so many awkward girly things. I never knew I was so ungirly.
First off, orange lipstick and bright purple and green eyeshadow. Well on the lipstick I'm sorry but it looks like a clown and on the eyeshadow I'm sorry but it looks like a bug. What is this, a game show called "Who wants to date a praying mantis?"
So I move on to another section and here we see 'natural' makeup. Tutorials on how to put on makeup so it doesn't look like you are wearing makeup, whee! Why? D: If you don't want to look like you have on makeup, then why would you put on makeup? I've never worn makeup. I don't even own any makeup. That's a lie, my mom gave me a tube of lipstick once. It's sitting in the back of my medicine cabinet. I wore it once ever to an interview and didn't get hired so now I'm convinced it's bad luck. And with me never wearing makeup, every day I look like I don't have on makeup. Coincidence!
So I move on to another section and we have hair-dos. Perfect! I'm always game to play with my hair. So for straight-haired girls we have tutorials on how to make it wavy using socks and curling irons and braids and everything else under the sun. Meh. And for curly-haired girls we have tutorials on how to make it straight using chemicals and beating it into submission and flat irons. And I have to stop here and gape like a moron for a second because... flat irons?! You iron your hair the same way uptight old men iron their pants? Seriously. If you are going to IRON your hair then I don't want to hear a single blinkin' word about it when you whine that your hair is dry or frizzy or heat damaged or falling out or lord knows what else.
So I move on to another section and we have clothes. Perfect! I love clothes. And let me just say that some of today's fashion looks like horrific medieval torture devices. Whatever happened to a pair of jeans and a cute top? D: I'm even game for dresses and skirts when I get in the mood for them, but you are not going to ever convince me that it's a good idea to put on skin-tight purple leopard print jeans, shorts that come up to the bottom of my rib cage and then only have an inseam of half a centimeter, see-through dresses (I hate wearing slips. Hate them!), tops that make my shoulders look like the Hulk (why do shoulder pads exist again?), or shoes with a 2-inch hidden platform and 5 inch stiletto heals. Thanks, but I will twist my ankle. I promise. And it just so happens that I don't look good with my foot in a bloody cast. D:
A girl I went to school with has listed herself on facebook as "Married" to Fitz William Darcy. She has made a fake facebook page for Mr. Darcy, set up with pictures of him and everything. She has photo shopped her face into these pictures as well. She has fictional conversations between herself and Darcy on Facebook.
Now it's weird enough to state that you are married to a fictional character. It's even worse to make a fake page for said character and carry on conversations with him. But the worst part by far is that it's Darcy. No one likes Darcy. He's a jerk. And no one likes Pride and Prejudice anyways, because it's the most boring damn book in the history of human mankind.
If I was going to marry a fictional character, it would be Jack Sparrow or Riddick or Murphy MacManus or some other fruitcake. Darcy, my arse.
I dislike makeup too. I rarely wear it and when I do it's only a bit of black around the eyes, but can't bring myself to do more than that, I like my face as it is. Painting nails too, but mostly cause it's the most boring activity in the world. In highschool friends did it for me often cause they liked treating me like a doll, painting my nails, brushing and braiding my hair, but I never let them touch my face.
Back in school the girls liked to play with my hair, they thought it was really soft, heh. That's only when it was semi-long though. Too bad I don't like my hair semi-long so only temporary enjoyment D:<.
A girl I went to school with has listed herself on facebook as "Married" to Fitz William Darcy. She has made a fake facebook page for Mr. Darcy, set up with pictures of him and everything. She has photo shopped her face into these pictures as well. She has fictional conversations between herself and Darcy on Facebook.
Now it's weird enough to state that you are married to a fictional character. It's even worse to make a fake page for said character and carry on conversations with him. But the worst part by far is that it's Darcy. No one likes Darcy. He's a jerk. And no one likes Pride and Prejudice anyways, because it's the most boring damn book in the history of human mankind.
If I was going to marry a fictional character, it would be Jack Sparrow or Riddick or Norman Reedus or some other fruitcake. Darcy, my arse.
^^^The bolded!!!^^^
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? Mister Darcy?!? WHAT?!? His apathy and indecisiveness is intolerable enough in the beginning of the book! He reminded me of a girl! I'd take a fumbling Mister Bingly or an *** Wickham, 'cause at least you would get some fun, right?
Oh this is interesting...Never thought of a fictional character that suited me. Hmmm...
Guess it worked out in the end after all, we are gunna hang out sometime. Just figuring out when we are both free from classes now and setting something up. :)
Guess it worked out in the end after all, we are gunna hang out sometime. Just figuring out when we are both free from classes now and setting something up. :)
So I ordered the extra 4gb, and I just realized, I locked the side panel of my PC (I dunno why :x) and I *** lost the shitty key) just called them and they told me they don't have any anymore since it's a discontinued case :x
So I ordered the extra 4gb, and I just realized, I locked the side panel of my PC (I dunno why :x) and I *** lost the shitty key) just called them and they told me they don't have any anymore since it's a discontinued case :x
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D: No good! That sucks Catnip. I hope you can get it figured out.
I got a small screwdriver i'm sure I can disengage the lock it's just a simple crappy lock, I was hoping they would have some extras but since I bought the case in like '08 ... yeahhhhhh lol.
Cutest little boy, maybe 10 or something just told me out of nowhere that i have 'pretty eyes' lol
Way to make my day little future casanova <3
Also Liela you can have Jack, but leave Riddick to me kthx .-.
Awwwww...Little boys can be such sweethearts! You know, I think I've met more sweet and polite kid and toddler boys than I have girls in the past decade. Weird.
/panics
I know I'm going to end up with girls for karmic retribution. I know it!
Cutest little boy, maybe 10 or something just told me out of nowhere that i have 'pretty eyes' lol
Way to make my day little future casanova <3
Also Liela you can have Jack, but leave Riddick to me kthx .-.
Awwwww...Little boys can be such sweethearts! You know, I think I've met more sweet and polite kid and toddler boys than I have girls in the past decade. Weird.
/panics
I know I'm going to end up with girls for karmic retribution. I know it!
Yet somehow books like these get made and published.
Edit: Just noticed the book's author is male. Hrm..
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.