Leif deals the Wall 50 damage
-50 = 32
Kalyna farts!
Kill A Boss, SoM Style
Kill a boss, SoM Style
noxious gas fart hit Doom Wall for 49 DAMAGE, IT BE DEAD...</cheer>
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
Vampire: HP 2250
Leif does the crazy dance!
Vampire: HP 2250
Leif does the crazy dance!
Leif's dance entrances the Vampire. It bites its own neck!
-43 = 2207
Dameshi roundhouse kicks the Vampire, Chuck Norris style!
-43 = 2207
Dameshi roundhouse kicks the Vampire, Chuck Norris style!
Damaeshi round house misses and does no damage...
-0 = 2250
Richwood anchors the bat with a boleadora to low it evasion damage him...
-0 = 2250
Richwood anchors the bat with a boleadora to low it evasion damage him...
(No resolution to my previous attack, but it did damage.)
Dameshi's Chuck Norris imitation has no effect, as the Vampire is a flying type!
-0 = 2207
Leif summons the Great Thief, Lonely Wolf! (All he wants is a friend.)
Dameshi's Chuck Norris imitation has no effect, as the Vampire is a flying type!
-0 = 2207
Leif summons the Great Thief, Lonely Wolf! (All he wants is a friend.)
Lonely Wolf, feeling incredibly emo and alone runs off and cuts his wrists. Some blood spurts out and hits the Vampire in the eye.
-15 = 2192
Magnuss is racist against the Vampire's racist coffee.
-15 = 2192
Magnuss is racist against the Vampire's racist coffee.
Magnuss's racism triggers the JP (Engrish No Thanks) Button.
-21 = 2171
Richwood readies the Captain Justice Vid:
OH'SNAP...
-21 = 2171
Richwood readies the Captain Justice Vid:
OH'SNAP...
Captain America's Final Justice attack deals 39 damage to the Vampire!
-39 = 2132
Leif throws a soft pillow at the Vampire!
-39 = 2132
Leif throws a soft pillow at the Vampire!
Rowland's friendship proposal has no effect, because Vampire's don't get to have any friends!
-0 = 2132
Leif uses some garlic because it is cliche!
-0 = 2132
Leif uses some garlic because it is cliche!
Blade comes in and shoots the vampire. He also kills Edward or whoever that sparkling guy from Twilight is.
-53 = 2079
-9999 = DEAD EDWARD
Dameshi shows the Vampire 2 girls 1 cup.
-53 = 2079
-9999 = DEAD EDWARD
Dameshi shows the Vampire 2 girls 1 cup.
Oh no, the visions of horror! The Vampire's eyes bleed out from watching 2 girls 1 cup.
-25 = 2054
Leif casts Holy II.
-25 = 2054
Leif casts Holy II.
Light envelopes the Vampire. Its skin burns, its eyes are blinded, its blood thickens. The Vampire strengthens its resolve, and somehow survives the attack.
-25 = 2029
Dameshi casts Goblin Rush.
-25 = 2029
Dameshi casts Goblin Rush.
Dameshi misses the first two strikes, but lands a critical on the third!
-22 = 2007
Leif readies Savage Blade.
edit: and he misses.
-22 = 2007
Leif readies Savage Blade.
edit: and he misses.
Leif's savage blade misses because he was destracted thinking about how if those last three attacks had been done in reverse order, there could have been a light skill chain with a magic burst holy II.
-0 = 2007
Dameshi twists the Vampire's arm.
-0 = 2007
Dameshi twists the Vampire's arm.
the Vampire screams in pain, cause y'know... having your arm twisted really hurts.
-33 = 1974
Leif opens the curtains and windows of the room, revealing sunlight!
-33 = 1974
Leif opens the curtains and windows of the room, revealing sunlight!
Homer Simpson can be heard saying, "I see the light. It burns!" The vampire then rolls on the floor in pain.
-34 = 1940
Dameshi uses Aim +20 on the Vampire.
-34 = 1940
Dameshi uses Aim +20 on the Vampire.
The Vampire moves and Dameshi loses his target.
-0 = 1940
Leif casts PK Starstorm!
-0 = 1940
Leif casts PK Starstorm!
The Vampire dodges each of the falling stars of doom. His L and R buttons hate him.
-0 = 1940
Dameshi leaves to do some work for awhile.
-0 = 1940
Dameshi leaves to do some work for awhile.
The hounds charge after the Vampire! They bite and they won't let go!
-50 = 1868
Leif revs up his motor scooter.
-50 = 1868
Leif revs up his motor scooter.
Rowland drops the pencil, it bounces and pokes through the Vampire's eye!
-48 = 1782
Leif stares at the Vampire...
-48 = 1782
Leif stares at the Vampire...
Rowland's super strength throws the Vampire through the window, all the way around the world, and back through the window!
-56 = 1710
Leif uses the Scholar emote, then takes the lightbulb and throws it at the Vampire.
-56 = 1710
Leif uses the Scholar emote, then takes the lightbulb and throws it at the Vampire.
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